#fml And just like that, through a twist of fate and a smirk on Big Boss Loki's face, I'm at the library to play D&D with rando's and who pulls up but my @bvsıve ex, who I had deemed too socially anxious/awkward to ever turn up there. Just my luck, I guess.

What I wanted to be doing this afternoon: sitting in the garden with a drink & a magazine.

What I'm actually doing this afternoon: clearing up a litre of congealed concentrated washing up liquid that's slowly dripped down the side of a cupboard, along the door hinge, & into a pool underneath. #FML

Body sheet wip... I'm gonna cry I still have a face, a tail, ears, wings and boots to draw colour and render. I'm gonna kms 😂🫱 #art #kms #wip #exfreundin #fml #yuphyqngelz

There is nothing quite like waking up in the middle of the night, mind filled with worries real and imagined, getting out of bed and going into the kitchen, then slipping and almost falling in a pile of #puppy shit. Yep, my #dog exploded in the middle of the night. #fml

The drunk driver with the open bottle of vodka remains incarcerated, at least until the first court date next week. ⚖️

At least 2 more surgeries on my hips and one more on my left ankle are yet to come. 🩺

My pain levels are at 1️⃣1️⃣ without lots of opiates 4 times a day. 💊

#FML

ughhhhhhhh my stomach hurts and my head still hurts #fml

I hate it when its 9/5/26 and the orange pedo is still preisdent. #fml

even in my own fucking dreams you ignored me all night #fml