In honor of a fan favorite internet holiday, spamtenna get up to some nonsense for Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Just imagine Spam on the roof of the Cungo swinging a sword and Tenna tied up in the trunk... Spam's plundered the most valuable booty~
![Dark text on a piece of yellowed parchment, surrounded by a compass, binoculars, and rope. Tenna and Spamton peek out from the edges of the paper, wearing pirate hats. The text reads:
“Spamton.” Tenna adjusted his tie nervously. “I called you in here today to discuss a very serious matter.”
Spamton helped himself to Tenna’s cigarette, smouldering in the ashtray on his desk. Smoke billowed out of his nose as he took a long drag. “[[Serious Business]], eh boob tube? Well, let’s [having] it.”
“As you know, September 19th is Talk Like A Pirate Day—”
If Spamton had a drink, he would have spit it out. Instead, he wheezed so hard he nearly inhaled the still-burning cigarette. Tenna leapt out of his chair and ran to Spamton’s side, snatching the cigarette away and smacking his back until the coughing had ceased.
“[10 cent],” Spamton choked out, “in what [[World’s Best ]] is [[YAARRRRR]] Day a serious matter?”
“It’s serious for our audience reach!” Tenna exclaimed. “This is a BIG DEAL online! MILLIONS of people celebrate it every year!”
“He’s lost it,” Spamton mumbled.
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![Dark text on a piece of yellowed parchment, surrounded by a compass, binoculars, and rope. Tenna and Spamton peek out from the edges of the paper, wearing pirate hats. The text reads:
“I have not and here’s proof.” Tenna grabbed the laptop Spamton had given him and opened it up, pointing to a web page with a long list of increasingly specific national “holidays.” Talk Like A Pirate Day was highlighted as a feature event for September. “Listen, Spam, days like this only come around once a year. Think of the advertising potential! We can do themed ad breaks, themed programming, hell, I can even have the Pippins whip up some new outfits. You love outfits.”
The look Spamton gave Tenna could have peeled the makeup off a clown. “I absolutely do not [l0v3] outfits.”
“You liked the outfit I wore for you last week...”
“At home! In [Private, Keep Out]!! In the bedroom!!! That’s COMPLETELY different—”
“Come on, Spammy, lighten up a little! We’re a couplea guys running TV programming for kids. Kids love pirates. End of story. We’re doing it.”
“Then what was the [[Get to the point]] of bringing me in [hear] for a [srs] discussion??!”
“I wanted to work on it together,” Tenna pouted.
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![Dark text on a piece of yellowed parchment, surrounded by a compass, binoculars, and rope. Tenna and Spamton peek out from the edges of the paper, wearing pirate hats. The text reads:
“Well, count me out.” Spamton spun on his heel and turned to leave.
“Not even if I let you be the captain?”
Spamton paused.
“Think about it,” Tenna grinned, borderline seductive. “Long red coat, gold detailing, knee high leather boots, a sword on your hip and a gun in your hand. Perched on top of a matching red Cungadero...”
“You and your fucking outfits,” Spamton grumbled, no heat in it.
“Is that a yes?” Tenna wheedled.
“...fine. But ONLY if Big Shot Autos gets to be the [XXXclusive] sponsor. If we’re [[Doing this]], we’re not [0.5] assing it, capiche?”
Tenna’s grin lit up the room. “Done.” He shook Spamton’s hand, once — firm. “Now let’s get to costuming, they need new measurements.”
“[U] were going to do this [weather] or not I said yes!!!” Spamton squawked.
Tenna giggled and pushed a spluttering Spamton out the door.
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In honor of a fan favorite internet holiday, spamtenna get up to some nonsense for Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Just imagine Spam on the roof of the Cungo swinging a sword and Tenna tied up in the trunk... Spam's plundered the most valuable booty~
@dawnprochovnic.bsky.socialShiver me timbers, I can't tell ye how much fun it was to work with @annielynn215.bsky.social and team on the song for this silly, pirate-y story. #talklikeapirateday
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@librarything.comAvast there, me hearties! Today be #TalkLikeaPirateDay, and yer LibraryThing mates invite ye to step on board the piratical edition of our site (secret handshake, aka password, will be required). Come check us out in pirate lingo, add yer tomes and get to chinwaggin' with yer fellow pirates!
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@swhighground.bsky.socialSeptember 19th is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. What is your favorite Hondo Ohnaka quote....
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#Starwars #TalkLikeAPirateDay #HondoOhnaka #TheCloneWars #StarWarsRebels
@amaralynn.bsky.socialSink me!
A wee tale of pirate 'n' merman happens to be turnin' seven!
Me eyes can hardly believe it! Ye can grab this tale on parchment, enchanted tome, or read to ye!
#talklikeapirateday #queerwriters #books #pirates #mmromance
@chshumanists.bsky.social"I believe in an America ... where religious liberty be so unbreakable, matey, that an act against one church be treated as an act against 'em all." — Pirate JFK 🏴☠️ #TalkLikeAPirateDay #1stAmendment #religion
@lumostation.bsky.socialAhoy, matey! It's #TalkLikeAPirateDay which means SOLAR TIDES is 50% off on Comix.One for the next week. Link in bio.
#LumoStation #SolarTides #Pirate #Comic #IndieComic #PirateShip #PirateDay #PirateComic #SciFi #SciFiComic
@dancingqueenaz.bsky.socialStrands #930
“Shiver me timbers!”
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My favorite holiday!
Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day to all those who celebrate!
#talklikeapirateday
@ijeffco.bsky.socialHappy Batman Talks Like A Pirate Day!
@janemcfw.bsky.socialFor all who celebrate, here's some Talk Like a Pirate Day reading (watching/gaming/LARPing) fer yez. Arrr, matey.
fantastes.com/2026/09/19/s...
#pirates🏴☠️
#TalkLikeaPirateDay🏴☠️
#bookreviews
#BookSky💙📚
#ARRRR!🏴☠️
@asls.org.uk“I’m fifty, mark you; once back from this cruise, I set up gentleman in earnest.”
TFW you realise you’re older than Long John Silver—& you ain’t got his retirement plan, neither…
#TalkLikeAPirateDay 🏴☠️
#FinancialPlanningLikeAPirateDay💰
@asls.org.uk“Dooty is dooty, mates. I give my vote—death. When I'm in Parlyment & riding in my coach, I don't want none of these sea-lawyers in the cabin a-coming home, unlooked for, like the devil at prayers.”
—Long John Silver plans a political career in TREASURE ISLAND
#TalkLikeAPirateDay #Booksky 💙📚
@toschenation.bsky.social"You're honest & brave & true. You didn't learn that from me."
Avast, #TalkLikeAPirateDay is at our shores again, mates. Bring some balance to the Force today & give us your best Tim Curry-esque pirates.
#ISailByTheStars
#TreasureTime? #SpendingTime!
#AHotCrispCrust #ThisHasGottenAwayFromMe
@virginicus.universeodon.com.ap.brid.gyAhoy, @mrundkvist ! As a translator of RL Stevenson, you must know: how do pirates talk in Swedish?#TalkLikeAPirateDay
@jococruise.bsky.socialHappy - uh we mean ARR! It be Talk Like A Pirate Day! And thar be only one way to celebrate: rum and the Captain's Wife's Lament! youtu.be/zsbPCvAfN3M?...
#talklikeapirateday #pirate #music
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