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@freaksquirrel.netOct 3, 2026, 1:05 AM

BOFH excuse #218:

The UPS doesn't have a battery backup.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 11:05 PM

BOFH excuse #351:

PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair)
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 9:05 PM

Who messed with my anti-paranoia shot?
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 7:05 PM

Sometimes I wonder if I'm in my right mind. Then it passes off and I'm
as intelligent as ever.
-- Samuel Beckett, "Endgame"
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 5:05 PM

Flattery is like cologne -- to be smelled, but not swallowed.
-- Josh Billings
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 3:05 PM

Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen.
-- Woodie Guthrie
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 1:05 PM

"Never underestimate the power of a small tactical nuclear weapon."
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 11:05 AM

No-one would remember the Good Samaritan if he had only had good
intentions. He had money as well.
-- Margaret Thatcher
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 9:05 AM

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths good theatre.
-- Gail Godwin
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 7:05 AM

Well, I think we should get some bricks and some bats, and show him
the *true* meaning of Christmas!'
-- Bernice, "Designing Women", 12/2/91.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 5:05 AM

Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
-- motto of the Christopher Society
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 3:05 AM

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
-- Charlie McCarthy
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-01.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-01. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-01. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-01. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreLGraphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-01. (Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency) #weatherSQuirreL
@freaksquirrel.netOct 2, 2026, 1:05 AM

Indecision is the true basis for flexibility.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 1, 2026, 11:05 PM

It appears that PL/I (and its dialects) is, or will be, the most widely
used higher level language for systems programming.
-- J. Sammet
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 1, 2026, 9:05 PM

I'm a fuschia bowling ball somewhere in Brittany
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 1, 2026, 7:05 PM

Over the shoulder supervision is more a need of the manager than the
programming task.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 1, 2026, 5:05 PM

Abraham Lincoln didn't die in vain. He died in Washington, D.C.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 1, 2026, 3:05 PM

While most peoples' opinions change, the conviction of their
correctness never does.
#fortune
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@freaksquirrel.netOct 1, 2026, 1:05 PM

Brandy-and-water spoils two good things.
-- Charles Lamb
#fortune
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