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Time doth flit,
Oh shit!

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Bonne Bouche was all that Mrs Hazelton could ask of a pet. She was tiny, she was noiseless, and she had a real talent for sleeping. Mrs Hazelton loved her truly.

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Her own epitaph:
"Excuse My Dust"

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Of her pet dog's mange:
"I suppose he got it from a lamp-post."

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Talking to a friend about a garrulous bore:
Friend: "She's so outspoken."
DP: "By whom?"

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Paying her last respects to Scott Fitzgerald as eh lay in an undertaker's parlor in Los Angeles, and quoting the words of a mourner at the funer of Jay Gatsby:
"The poor son-of-a-bitch!"

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On hearing that President Calvin Coolidge had died:
"How could they tell?"

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Experience

Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you;
And that clears up the matter.

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Of her pet dog's mange:
"I suppose he got it from a lamp-post."

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Leaving her place one day at the Algonquin Round Table:
"Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom."
(pause)
"I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarassed to say so."

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As I was saying to the landlord only this morning, "You can't have everything."

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On writing for films:
"I don't believe the films have anything to do with writing except in a crossword puzzle kind of way. Writing a script is drawing together a lot of ends which can be worked into a moving picture."

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Two Volume Novel

The sun's gone dim, and
The moon's turned black;
For I loved him, and
He didn't love back.

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Name for a pet parrot:
"Onan" (because he spilled his seed on the bottom of his cage.)

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Observation

If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such,
I'll probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I am,
Because I do not give a damn.

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Of a performance by Katherine Hepburn:
"She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B."

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To a supercilious youth who said he "simply couldn't bear fools":
"How odd. Your mother could apparently."

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