"The biggest lobster ever captured! We're gonna treat the whole country to a bake!"

"The biggest lobster ever captured! We're gonna treat the whole country to a bake!"
he's literally bigger than a barn, how can you miss?
THE POWER OF Os COMPEL YOU
our monstar boi just wants to roll around in the dirt and sun himself, why must they bother him?
That's a pretty sweet a airplane model Dad has on the wall
just shrugging off giant carnivorous plants that attack humans
oh, that's why! good anticipation!
Goroma is really neat! He is full of dino meat! We believe in
"Stick it, Ma! I'm gonna grow up to be an artist!"
oh man his friend just abandoning him! what an asshole!
"Nobody believes that monsters exist these days" despite a new one EVERY WEEK
YAAAAY ULTRA-QNIVERSE IS HERE
dang i guess there's no ultraman tonight
finally got set up super early and noooooooooooooo
serves me right for not being on top of the ultra-Qniverse
ul-tra-man! ul-tra-man! ul-tra-man! ul-tra-man!
I stepped away a minute to get a pretzel. Did I miss any gratuitous explosions? Any pointless technobabble?
Kraa, as I recall, is a planet wrecker "for hire." How do you suppose they pay him? Paypal? And who do you think Kraa banks with? And what does Kraa spend money on? How does Kraa "shop"? Does he shop by phone?
So biker dude who stopped to get a cup of tea, ends up in front of super duper top secret military weapons or something, and just knows what to do?
The biker dude shaved his head and his beard to be harder to spot. But he didn't change his _costume_.
"There's a whole planet of people depending on us" was pretty bad. But not as bad as my favourite bad movie line from _Flash Gordon_ : "Flash! Flash! I love you! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!"
Oh yeah, remember how in the 1980s there was a giant sewer tunnel entrance in every park, right next to the park benches.
"This is Alpha Yuma Indigo 33 Bravo and I just saved a lot on my car insurance!"