#girlsowncc “Apparently it’s called an iPad, and it’s the only one of its kind in the world. My dear husband says it will work fine, once someone invents the ‘internet’. So I thought I would help by knitting one for him”
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@tomlevitt.bsky.social#girlsowncc “Apparently it’s called an iPad, and it’s the only one of its kind in the world. My dear husband says it will work fine, once someone invents the ‘internet’. So I thought I would help by knitting one for him”
@piers-allan.bsky.socialConstance felt cheated. The kit was missing the launch vehicle for the Sputnik satellite. #GirlsOwnCC
@pabloccollins.bsky.socialWilbert had been so encouraging after Grace turned her back on music. 'Try knitting.' Why, he had practically forced the balls upon her. Now his portrait mocked her as she considered the sharp object lodged in her formless muff, and having to sit sidesaddle. #GirlsOwnCC
@vickinunn.bsky.social“Apparently, knitting needles are no substitute for voodoo pins. My horrid ex-fiancé is still alive.” Sigh.
@okeating.bsky.socialMaureen was beginning to suspect there might be a typo in the pattern she'd found for a cashmere willy warmer. #GirlsOwnCC
@clarkbeliveau.bsky.social.
Ever since Goya's burgundy yarn was discontinued, all Lilith had was a photo of the wrapper. And the memories.
@joycebwriter.bsky.socialStabbing my woollen voodoo doll of that lowlife, Cyril with a knitting needle in his gazooleys should keep him out of action for a while. #GirlsOwnCC
@hangerupper.bsky.socialAs the two arrows whizzed past her ear and embedded themselves in the contents of her suitcase, Fenella found herself adding four cans of Strongbow to her online grocery order.
@stega1958.bsky.socialTricota gazed musingly at Dallius’ image with the aim of assessing whether the “scarf” was now sufficiently long to wind three times his miserable cheating neck around and strangle him. Swaledale wool’s itchiness would be an added punitive punch too.
#GirlsOwnCC
Apologies to Browning and Miss Rees
@lucigosling.bsky.socialArgh
#GirlsOwnCC
@ginandbacon.bsky.socialWhile Beryl loved being the first to get a Kindle, it was a bit rubbish as e-books would take another century!
@genevievecogman.bsky.socialAda with her little iPad
Liked the photos of a kitten:
Her fiancé wasn’t coming
Since she choked him with her knitting.
#GirlsOwnCC
@pirateredux.bsky.social"Fuck this, it'll be summer again before I've got the arms done. Alexa, order me a sweater..."
#GirlsOwnCC
@mooch-monkey.bsky.socialBut she still needed to include #GirlsOwnCC in this weeks essay.
@fyrafacts.bsky.social