I told my son one thing: whatever happens, don’t snitch to your mama. Watch more—link in bio! #comedy #funnyvideos #dadlife #family

Parenting got so loud that jail started sounding like a peaceful vacation. Watch more—link in bio! #comedy #funnyvideos #dadlife #parenting

Lawns can be fixed — childhood can’t be replayed.

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A comic about kids not listening. A joke about gummy bears. And a quote about warfare.

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Begin yours at heirloom.blue

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My kids just like to walk without looking, doesn't matter who is in their way.

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My son described his school lineup, and suddenly I needed names, witnesses and answers. Watch more—link in bio! #comedy #funnyvideos #school #dadlife

Fire magic can be so educational #vtuber #dadlife #warcraftforever youtube.com/shorts/Q3AGG...

Snoozing the alarm baby usually never work.

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It's never their fault.

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My second story is now available! The ever-cunning, and deceptive Cave Troll is enough to keep the best of Knights on their toes, second-guessing every decision.
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My son tried to become the man of the house. I had to remind him that job isn’t open. Watch more—link in bio! #comedy #funnyvideos #dadlife #family

It's always fun to take your kid sledding. Less fun if you're the polapup though... #vtuber #palworld #dadlife youtube.com/shorts/AYu1I...

Passt. Per Zufall. #dadlife

A joke about going ahead. A comic about trash everywhere. And a meme about kids winning.

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Gotta defend your undershorts with your life.

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My son is getting too good at my job—and now I’m wondering if the family still needs me. Watch more—link in bio! #comedy #funnyvideos #dadlife #family

Conversations with your kids always land better than you expect — no matter their age.

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My son is 13, which means he has answers for everything—even things nobody asked. Watch more—link in bio! #comedy #funnyvideos #teenagers #dadlife