I’m behind at work and behind at school but I’m also behind at chores so I’ll be getting behind in hydration outside in the 94F #heatindex mowing the lawn with 67 beers.
#FML #lawncare #landman #landmanning

I’m behind at work and behind at school but I’m also behind at chores so I’ll be getting behind in hydration outside in the 94F #heatindex mowing the lawn with 67 beers.
#FML #lawncare #landman #landmanning
Haircut meme||Huā Ming-Yue||Bleach OC
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#bleach #bleachoc #bleachanime #HuāMing-Yue🐶🌸✨️ #oc #originalcharacter #oclore #art #artmeme #meme #giobun🐰 #fml
I had that car since college....
Status: hiding in my garage because it’s “only” 80°F in there. #fml #SanFranciscoHellscape #AppallingWeatherEdition
When you got some nice stoner food, ripped a bong and then the controller fuckin`died out of the blue and forgot that your backup controller already died 2 years ago. #fml
On another occasion, I had to go to the VP of Student Affairs because of, you guessed a group project 😔 #fml
Woke up at 7:40 this morning, panicking because my alarm didn't go off & I wasn't going to have time for coffee.
My alarm, that wasn't set until 8:30, because I don't have to be at work until 10 AM. #fml
#HotTake: Maybe we should start our next #TradeWar with Narnia?... #FuckTrump #FML
Brand New Comic while themissingdigit.com is being fixed…
I FUCKED UP WITH LETTIE IM SO SAD IM SORRYYYY!! I DIDNT KNOW THATS WHAT MY DRIFTER WAS GONNA SAYYY 😭😭
I’m fucking TIRED, boss! #fml #gotthatbitch
...and my parents snuck off on a boat ride by themselves and instead of not telling me or asking me if I would like to go, they just left. Honestly, IDC if they want alone time, I get it. So Rude. A simple "my wife and I are going on a sunset boat ride" would have been ample communication. #fml