#TwtStory Upcoming: Five tweet stories on the subject: Sitcom scenarios

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…Since no one could prosecute Bob after this tweet ended, he blew up Sara’s house. Little did he know she was across town blowing up his. When they saw each other alive they realized they were still in love. Their attorneys rushed to bill them before the tweet ended. #TwtStory

…Bob asked his divorce attorney, “Let me get this straight. If I kill Sara in this tweet, and once it’s gone, the cops can’t get me?”
“That’s right. Thank Elon Musk. Tweets are self-contained. Impenetrable word capsules.”
Musk tweeted, “They’re not tweets. They’re Xs…” #TwtStory

…Sara crawled into bed with Bob’s divorce attorney. “Bob’s pissed off about his stupid car?”
“Yep.” Bob didn’t waste words unless charging by the hour.
“Could Bob find out his divorce attorney is sleeping with his wife?”
“What happens in a tweet stays in the tweet…” #TwtStory

…When Bob saw what Sara had done to his brand new Jaguar, he called his attorney. “The bitch even keyed her name on my car. I want you to go after her for damages. I get custody. No alimony.”
“We can’t do anything,” his lawyer told him. “That tweet’s come and gone…” #TwtStory

Angry after seeing him with Sharon, Sara cut the brake lines to Bob’s car. Beth said, “Are you sure you want this? His divorce attorney’s better than yours.”
Beth laughed and slashed his tires. What can he do to me before the tweet ends? It’s only 280 characters…” #TwtStory

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Eric Émule bought a Jaguar when heard a rumor the Swinsons bought a Mercedes, an Olympic pool after the rumor of their pool, a cabin cruiser after the rumor of their cabin boat. Sadly, he declared bankruptcy and moved which Swinson intended when he started the rumors. #TwtStory

Senator Saltpork expressed surprise about rumors his primary opponent Congressman Hoakum had lied about graduating from college, embezzled from Congress, and prostituted his interns. It was important to express surprise since Saltpork was the one who started them. #TwtStory

Mrs. Campbell was incensed to learn her daughter’s classmates spread rumors that Bristol had slept with half the football team. “Calm down, mother,” Bristol said. “I started those rumors and it worked perfectly. I now have more than six thousand followers on Instagram.” #TwtStory

Sheila felt compelled to tell Brad about the rumors his wife Carmen was having an affair with Joan Myers down the street. Brad asked Shiela to stop spreading unfounded rumors. “Beards have to stick together,” he joked with Carmen before leaving to hook up with Chad. #TwtStory

The rumor started with a remark about Ambrosia Moon’s broom, and escalated to a campaign to force all the witches out of Godlyville. When she moved to LA after a fire leveled the town, Anais and her friends laughed. Such a stupid rumor. Witches don’t use brooms to fly. #TwtStory

#TwtStory Upcoming: Five tweet stories on the subject: rumors.

No one gave a second thought to the annual Special Olympic Games in Outhouse, CO until the new high school counselor said it was unfair that the town scheduled special olympics and not olympics for every child. “Why shouldn’t normal kids get a chance to compete, too?” #TwtStory

Egbert’s parents never punished, or criticized him. They praised him at every turn. Whatever he asked for he got, and they agreed with every opinion. When Eggbert bit their friend Jared in the ankle, his father Jared admitted he’d make a great CEO. Or serial killer. #TwtStory

When some of the students of Bentfender Middle School complained that every student was given the same award at every assembly, a teacher suggested that the school use colors to reflect different levels of achievement. The next year every student’s certificate was gold. #TwtStory

John told the prison shrink that he wouldn’t be in prison if he loved himself more. The shrink suggested John might love himself more if he didn’t steal from friends or assault people who pissed him off. In the hospital, the shrink’s wife asked what lesson he’d learned. #TwtStory

When Keren’s mother suggested her father bolster her self-esteem, he replied, “Studies show that kids with lower self-esteem are more likely to work harder, get jobs, and leave home, unlike Keren who’s 32 and living with us.” But her mom didn’t want Keren to hate them. #TwtStory