YOUNG ARTHUR: Together they make up the fantastic fighting force, The Flag Five.

YOUNG ARTHUR: Together they make up the fantastic fighting force, The Flag Five.
THE TICK: Enough of your hot little bullets!
OVERKILL: I think we passed out.
DOT: You passed out. I just drifted off.
Superian PSA from Season 1 of The Tick.
THE TICK: Arthur… I'm not a robot.
ARTHUR: Great. Thank God. I am glad that is over. Ok come on let's go back…
THE TICK: For a short while, I thought I knew who I was. I have to say… it was nice to know me.
DOT: Come on. (checks pulse) But how are you talking?
OVERKILL: Superior training, indomitable will.
DOT: You really don't have a pulse.
OVERKILL: Just adrenaline and rage keep me going. Also, military-grade Adderall.
ARTHUR (to The Tick): This place is unbelievable. I mean, they got cable, free Wi-Fi. They even have phone charging stations.
HOBBES: Yes, membership does have its privileges.
FRANK: Jesus, boss. You scared the hell out of me. We weren't expecting you here.
MS. LINT (as Joan of Arc): Sorry, Frank.
FRANK: Sorry for what?
MS. LINT: Wicked men, stop your evil ways!
(MEN SCREAMING)
DONNIE: The cops are looking for a bunch of lobster fishermen who've been robbing banks with a magic lobster. I think it might tip them off if we go start a magic lobster band.
THE TICK: Listen friend. Guns aren't going to solve your problems.
E. MORGAN PEARL (on TV): As AEGIS commander and legendary patriot Ty Rathbone said last night, 'These weirdos are just the beginning!' I'm telling you, City, get ready for the freak parade, 'cause it's-a-comin'!
ARTHUR: Terror?
THE TERROR: Huh?
ARTHUR: I have friends who are superheroes, real superheroes. And they're coming for me. And when they get here, oh, you're going down, sucker!
THE TERROR: Hmm. Yeah, uh. Don't do that.
THE TICK: Destiny is a multilingual mistress, chum. Perhaps she is calling out to us to embrace the path of parenting.
ARTHUR: This isn't really parenting, though. It's more like babysitting until Flexon helps us release Lobstercules.
OVERKILL: Krav Maga. Not a bad strike.
DOT: Why do you keep breaking in to my apartment?
OVERKILL: Nothing's broken.
THE TICK: Well, that was intimate.
TINFOIL KEVIN: That was every inch of you. Now, we see how much Bismuth we got.
THE TICK: Whoa. Robbed of a sparkle I never knew I had.
RAMSES IV: Hello, Lint.
MS. LINT: What's with the Hazmat guys?
RAMSES IV: What's with all the failure?
THE TERROR (to Ms. Lint): You want my advice? You take that dumbass name and make it a strength! You don't kill people 'cause they call you names. You kill people because it's fun.
OVERKILL: Let me kill people.
THE TICK: Still in the woods, eh?
OVERKILL: I'm not in the woods. I'm in a complete shutdown. You can't just take murder away from me.
THE TICK: Apparently I can and I did.
F&S MANAGER: Arthur, if I open this, am I gonna see some kind of… bunny outfit?
ARTHUR: No, you won't.
F&S MANAGER: Good, good.
ARTHUR: It's more of a moth outfit. Moth-inspired.
DOT (to Overkill): You, uh… having a dance party by yourself?
OVERKILL: Maybe.
DOT: You want company?
('Get Your Fight On' plays)
OVERKILL: Maybe.