@contigo-art-studio.bsky.socialUSER POSSESSED. 💀🐱
The Cat Operating System has detected a serious problem.
The user is no longer in control.
Part of the Cat Operating System Halloween Collection.
Available on Redbubble: www.redbubble.com/studio/promo...
#userpossessed #catsystems #catoperatingsystem #halloweencat #techhumor
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialLast Week's Contents Page New document sections never appear in the table of contents. Mort refreshes the field. #MortRoot #DocumentHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Monitor Goes Exploring A monitor keeps switching away from the active computer. Mort disables automatic input selection. #MortRoot #MonitorHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialWarnings Are Suggestions — A programmer t-shirt for warnings treated as suggestions, right up until production develops opinions. Ships to US & Canada.
@cryptidboyz.bsky.socialRobots & Romance A little technical for a romantic evening! 🔩🤖😂 #Robotics #Funny #TechHumor
@productheartbeat.bsky.socialA nerd can be defined in may ways. Just because I can't code, doesn't mean I'm not the biggest nerd in the company. #techhumor #techstartup #productmanager
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Taskbar Organization Chart Every open window creates another taskbar button. Mort restores app grouping. #MortRoot #TaskbarHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Cached Headshot A changed profile picture remains old on one computer. Mort refreshes the local account image. #MortRoot #ProfilePicture #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialFirst Names Took Over An address book suddenly feels impossible to search. Mort restores sorting by last name. #MortRoot #ContactList #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Inverted Scan Scanned pages keep saving upside down. Mort restores automatic page rotation. #MortRoot #ScannerHelp #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Five Second Memo Desktop alerts vanish before they can be read. Mort gives notifications more time on screen. #MortRoot #Notifications #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@wojakistan.bsky.socialAnd this is why physical security is just as important as network security.
💬 Tag a dev who needs to see this! Follow for more.
#DevLife #ProductionBug #SoftwareEngineer #CodingHorrors #TechHumor
@shirtsfrenzy.bsky.socialHonest Meeting — Open the conflict markers. I'll wait. Two reasonable branches entered the same file, and now Git has scheduled the most honest team meeting in engineering.
@gonines-fivenines.bsky.social“Your computer is being SUS and lowkey crashing out.” 💀📉💻
We asked two of our Gen Z engineers to translate IT problems… the technical accuracy is cooked, but the vibes are immaculate. ✨😂
#ITLife #TechHumor #GenZ #BusinessTech #FiveNines #Cybersecurity
@productheartbeat.bsky.socialHere is the hard truth that AI reveals. Upper management has always viewed employees as machines. So it's not too much of a leap to replace one machine with another. #techhumor #techstartup #productmanager
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialNotes on the Wrong Account Saved notes disappear on a new computer. Mort signs the notes app into the correct account and restores them. #MortRoot #StickyNotes #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Executive Calculator A calculator window refuses to move behind other work. Mort turns off its always visible mode. #MortRoot #WindowSettings #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Traveling Screenshots New screenshots seem to vanish. Mort finds that cloud backup redirected their save folder. #MortRoot #Screenshots #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #OfficeHumor #TechSupport #TechHumor #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems
@netlibsecurity.bsky.socialEncryption Therapy Friday: This week’s pro tip brought to you by "We've never been hacked before." Famous last words.
#infosec #cybersecurity #datasecurity #AI #fridayfunnies #techhumor
@mortimerroot.bsky.socialThe Uninvited Keyboard A large touch keyboard keeps covering the desktop. Mort disables the automatic display setting. #MortRoot #TouchKeyboard #Helpdesk #SysAdmin #TechHumor #TechSupport #fyp #deadinside #ComputerProblems #ITProblems