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@jaymac66.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 11:54 AM

Tbf he's probably the smartest in the room .. says a lot about the #IntellectuallyChallenged #MAGAts .. #Parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 11:01 AM

📰 BREAKING: Nation's economists agree on something, immediately hospitalized

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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 11:00 AM

📰 BREAKING: Nation's economists agree on something, immediately hospitalized

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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:01 AM

📰 BREAKING: Presidential motorcade gets stuck behind a slow presidential motorcade #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 10:00 AM

📰 BREAKING: Presidential motorcade gets stuck behind a slow presidential motorcade #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:01 AM

Every campaign promise this cycle ranked by how likely it is to happen:
1. "More yard signs"
2. "Fewer yard signs"
3. Literally anything else

#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 9:00 AM

Every campaign promise this cycle ranked by how likely it is to happen:
1. "More yard signs"
2. "Fewer yard signs"
3. Literally anything else

#StarSpangledTycoon #parody
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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:01 AM

Sorry we haven't posted in a while. The whole team fell asleep during Senator Snoozeworth's press conference. It was a 4-day press conference. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 8:00 AM

Sorry we haven't posted in a while. The whole team fell asleep during Senator Snoozeworth's press conference. It was a 4-day press conference. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:01 AM

📰 BREAKING: Local eagle arrested for "excessive majesty" in a school zone

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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 7:00 AM

📰 BREAKING: Local eagle arrested for "excessive majesty" in a school zone

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@phidd13-15.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:51 AM

more like the stupid idiot gang's evolution

#angrygermankid #keyboardcrusher #agk #deltarune #au #meme #parody #derechtergangster #leopoldslikk

a memey telling on how i made DECRUSHRERUN, a side concept born from a joke, combining DELTARUNE with the 2000's series Der Echter Gangster as well as the internet meme that came of it, "Angry German Kid/Keyboard Crusher" which also has its own "cinematic universe/multiverse" made off of it

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:01 AM

Somebody left a banana in the Senate cloakroom in August. The banana is now older than two of the senators and has more seniority. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 6:00 AM

Somebody left a banana in the Senate cloakroom in August. The banana is now older than two of the senators and has more seniority. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:00 AM

Senator Zorp tried to relate to Earth voters by eating a burrito. He has entered hibernation.

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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 5:00 AM

Senator Zorp tried to relate to Earth voters by eating a burrito. He has entered hibernation.

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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:00 AM

Senator Snoozeworth talks in his sleep. Last night he gave a 40-minute speech on tax reform. It's the best one Congress has heard in years. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 4:00 AM

Senator Snoozeworth talks in his sleep. Last night he gave a 40-minute speech on tax reform. It's the best one Congress has heard in years. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody

@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 3:00 AM

📰 BREAKING: Senate cafeteria jello achieves sentience, immediately runs for office

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@starspangledtycoon.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 3:00 AM

📰 BREAKING: Senate cafeteria jello achieves sentience, immediately runs for office

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