Happy National Cream-Filled Donut Day!!! Eating a cream-filled donut is basically playing culinary Russian roulette...
#CreamFilledDonutDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the funny words of Bill Murray...
#BillMurray #KennyTheBartenderTees

Even ghosts have a happy hour, right? Here's a design from my store @TeePublic. Halloween is right around the corner... #FunnyGhost #Halloween #Cocktails #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9724...

The marshmallow is toasted, what about you? Here's a shirt I designed and it's in my eBay store right now. Smoke 'em if you got 'em... #Toasted #StonerHumor #Weed #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29866531...

Happy National Peanut Day!!! What happens when peanuts get high? They're roasted...
#NationalPeanutDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some wise words from Benjamin Franklin...
#BenjaminFranklin #KennyTheBartenderTees

My National Potato Month Celebration continues. Here's a shirt I designed & it's in my store @TeePublic - It's my mash-terpiece...
#Potato #Tater #FunnyPotato #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9070...

Remember, the weekend is full of possibilities! Here's a shirt from my eBay store. Use it as motivation... #Stupid #AlwaysPossible #Motivational #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29824694...

Happy National Video Games Day!!! I broke up with my old video game console; now it's my Ex-Box...
#NationalVideoGamesDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some funny words from Jim Gaffigan...
#JimGaffigan #KennyTheBartenderTees

My celebration of National Chicken Month continues. Here's a shirt I designed, available in my store @TeePublic - I used to run a dating service for chickens but I was struggling to make hens meet... #Chicken #FunnyChicken #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8781...

Know when to zip it! Here's shirt I designed, in my eBay store right now. There are four stages of old age: You forget names. You forget faces. You forget to zip up. Finally, you forget to zip down... #ZipIt #FunnyZipper #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29828983...

Happy National Truck Driver Appreciation Week!!! What's a truck driver's favorite part of going to a movie? The trailers...
#ThankATrucker #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some observational words from Jerry Seinfeld...
#JerrySeinfeld #KennyTheBartenderTees

It's probably too early for a Holiday Meltdown, right? Or maybe not...Here's a shirt I designed and it's in my store @TeePublic right now. Ho-Ho-Ho!!! #HolidayMeltdown #FunnySnowman #ChristmasTShirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9689...

Happy National TV Dinner Day!!! I had a TV dinner joke but it's half-baked...
#NationalTVDinnerDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some wise words from Abraham Lincoln...
#AbrahamLincoln #KennyTheBartenderTees

It's National Potato Month and I gotta tell ya, taters put me on Cloud 9. They're a religious experience. Especially with sour cream, chives & bacon! Here's a shirt in my store @TeePublic #Tater #FunnyPotato #Zen #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9779...

'Just found out it's National Self-Improvement Month. Here's a motivational shirt I designed that's in my eBay store. Good luck to all of us out there... #Motivational #SelfHelp #TryNotToSuck #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29751192...

Happy National Grilled Chicken Day!!! Why did the chicken attend a seance? To get to the other side...
#NationalGrilledChickenDay #KennyTheBartenderTees