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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 7, 2026, 9:05 AM

/* we have tried to make this normal case as abnormal as possible */
-- Larry Wall in cmd.c from the perl source code
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 7, 2026, 7:05 AM

An ounce of clear truth is worth a pound of obfuscation.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 7, 2026, 5:05 AM

BOFH excuse #28:

CPU radiator broken
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 7, 2026, 3:05 AM

There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 7, 2026, 1:05 AM

Must be getting close to town -- we're hitting more people.
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@vi-vn.pds.netasgard.com Oct 7, 2026, 12:16 AM

Vingroup — 5 doanh nhân nữ Việt Nam góp mặt trong danh sách 100 người quyền lực nhất châu Á 2026, tạo ra doanh thu hơn 500 tỷ USD và 444.000 việc làm. #Vingroup #Fortune #FPTRetail #News

@tinyhoroscopes.com Oct 6, 2026, 11:13 PM

Two friends and one terrible idea later, luck insists on buying the next round.

The Sun is in Libra
The Moon is in Leo
Moon phase is Waning Crescent
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

☉:♎︎ ☽:♌︎ ☿:♏︎ ♀:♏︎ 🜨 ♂:♌︎ ♃:♌︎ ♄:♈︎ ♅:♊︎ ♆:♈︎ ♇:♒︎ ⚶:♈︎
∞:䷌ 🃟:3c↑

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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 11:05 PM

It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if
they're attractive in some way.
-- McCoy, "The Trouble with Tribbles", stardate 4525.6
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 9:05 PM

When in doubt, do what the President does -- guess.
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@arananaya.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 8:11 PM

LIVE on Twitch with more Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave! Continuing Theodora's Path (CH 4 on Hard/Classic) (3/4)
FFXIV DMU Prog later!
#envtuber #vtuber #fe #fireemblem #fortune'sweave #ffxiv
twitch.tv/ara_nanaya

@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 7:05 PM

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the
floor -- especially in the dark.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 5:05 PM

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 3:05 PM

If you find a solution and become attached to it, the solution may become
your next problem.
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@bandmage.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 1:15 PM

A silly doodle 😂

Turns out that Fabio's pecs are quite controversial 🤣

(This piece was doodled in good humor and is NOT a jab at mods or anyone!)

Please see alt text for more details

#FireEmblem #Fortune'sWeave #FEFW #Fabio #FabioGilToroAlverez #OC

A digital sketch of chibi Fabio and chibi Jane (my OC)

Fabio is standing next to Jane and he's wearing the Dagda bath house waist cover. He looks confused as Jane holds a sign in front of his chest that says, "CENSOR". Jane looks humorously dejected and the speech bubble above her reads, "Sorry for Party Rockin'"

This was made in response to the Dagda bath piece I made being labeled NSFW and even removed from one subreddit. I genuinely didn't think it would be considered NSFW/offensive, but everyone is different and I'm not mad about it lol I thought it was funny and made the joke that Fabio's pecs are controversial 🤣 that's where this piece came from!

THIS IS NOT A JAB AT THE MODS OR ANYONE.

It's just a funny doodle I made because I can laugh at stuff, myself included ❤️

@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 1:05 PM

Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
taught how ___not to. So it is with the great programmers.
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@bandmage.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 1:02 PM

Comparing Fabio and Hubert's faces

They really do have a lot in common!

#FireEmblem #Fortune'sWeave #FEFW #ThreeHouses #Fabio #FabioGilToroAlverez #HubertVonVestra

A digital art sketch of Fabio and Hubert side by side.(Fabio on the left and Hubert on the right)

The text at the top reads, "Imperial year 445" and "Imperial year 1185"

The bottom text reads, "740 years apart" and goes on to list the following similarities: "Long faces, stern brows, thin brows, sharp jawlines, sharp cheek bones, high cheek bones"

@bandmage.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 12:54 PM

Some doodles and warm ups I've done recently!

#FireEmblem #Fortune'sWeave #FEFW #HouseLamine #Dietrich #Fabio #Mikaela #Esmeralda #OC

A digital art page featuring doodles of Dietrich, Fabio, Mikaela, Esmeralda, and my OC (Jane)

Some smaller doodles are present, such as an eye, a mouth, and a hand.

@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 11:05 AM

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle science fiction.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 6, 2026, 9:05 AM

Your lucky number has been disconnected.
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