What do you call a car that loves to read?

An auto-biography!

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How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips.

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The most beautiful city in the UK?
Swansea.
They already said that Swan Lake is a masterpiece, let alone Swansea.
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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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Why did the roof go to the doctor?

It had shingles.

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A Ribbiting #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy

What do you call it when a dog suddenly stops? —Paws

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You might have won if you had participated.

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Why was the astronaut's party so boring?

There was no atmosphere!

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Dad Joke of the week! #dadjokes #dadjoke #fridayhumor #parenting #Fatherhood
Why is the pumpkin patch always so happy?
Because it has a lot of gourd friends!

What do you call a crane that tells jokes?

A lift of the party!

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Flat-earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself!

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How did you sleep? So you need a nap?

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What do you call a report that's always late?

A deadline-r.

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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

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What did the lab notebook say to the scientist?

You can always count on me — I've got your data.

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What do you give a sick bird? —Tweetment

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