THE TICK: Tell me all you know about the bank-robbing behemoth they call Lobstercules.
SHIFTY MAN: Come on, man, I don't know crustaceans, I'm just a bookie.

THE TICK: Tell me all you know about the bank-robbing behemoth they call Lobstercules.
SHIFTY MAN: Come on, man, I don't know crustaceans, I'm just a bookie.
EDGELORD: Stand back. You are interfering with an ongoing superhero operation.
THE TICK: Wait a minute. How did you know about our operation?
EDGELORD: Not your operation. Our operation.
THE TICK: Who's operation?
OVERKILL: The suit is part of a weapons system, but it wasn't designed to fight a foreign element. It was designed to fight an alien element.
ARTHUR: It's a weapon against aliens?
OVERKILL: You know any? 'Cause I can only think of one.
SUPERIAN (on finding out he's been poisoned with Big Bismuth): Oh, right, that stuff. I always hated it.
ARTHUR: You knew about it? How did… Where does it come from?
SUPERIAN (waves hand): Mmm… baggage.
DANGERBOAT: I think this is one of those never look back, turning point moments, Overkill.
(music plays)
DANGERBOAT: A moment that requires a certain observance of tradition.
OVERKILL: Don't you pump that crap into my head right now.
FLEXON: I filed an injunction requesting the immediate release of Lobstercules under AEGIS article 1026B which states that coerced criminal action cannot be cause for imprisonment.
TICK: Right on.
FLEXON: It was rejected.
TICK: Wrong off.
THE TICK: Dot! I think it's time we crossed this brain gulf between us and had a meeting of the minds.
MS. LINT (to Arthur): You forgot about a little something called the 28th Amendment. As long as I have this thing on, I am whoever I say I am. And I say I'm a hero. So back off, Wilbur.
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ARTHUR: (about the Terror) You think he's still alive. You… you think I'm right.
MS. LINT: Shut up or I will cook you like a pizza pocket.
THE TICK: You've got a snazzy supersuit stuffed with pluck. (EXHALES) And who knows, maybe your very vulnerability might be your greatest strength.
ARTHUR: That doesn't sound very good.
OVERKILL: Is this the torture? 'Cause you're boring me to death.
MS. LINT: There's just one thing I don't understand. You're in town for a whole week and you don't call? Don't you even care anymore? Don't I warrant just a little vendetta?
HOBBES: Oh, and uh, don't forget you have that meet and greet with the Molemen at 3:00.
TY RATHBONE: Some things never change. Setting up shop in a big town, you got to make your peace with the Molemen.
OVERKILL (on the Duke): He started a new black market business selling high-end luxury items to the ultra elite.
DOT: 'Human furniture'? That La-Z-Boy is a woman. He's running a human furniture ring?
OVERKILL: Yeah.
ARTHUR: I think I should take care of E. Morgan Pearl. For a little bit. And I, you know what I think you should do? I think you should take a time-out, Superian. I think you should take a long walk.
SUPERIAN: On the ground?
ARTHUR: Yes!
THE TERROR: Look at you. All heroed up. (chuckles) Proud of yourself, you little cup of piss? You ruined my tune.
ARTHUR: You've ruined my life.
THE TERROR: Your life's a joke, dumbass.
OVERKILL: I don't think my life's worth not killing anyone anymore.
THE TICK: Try it, you might like it.
THE TICK: Evil wears every possible mitten.
THE TICK: Yesterday you bested your nemesis. Today you wake anew, ready to begin The Hero's Way.
ARTHUR: I think you're right, Tick.
THE TICK: What?
ARTHUR: I'm in.
THE TICK: Really?
ARTHUR: Yeah.
THE TICK (jumps up & down): Fantastic!
YOUNG ARTHUR: Together they make up the fantastic fighting force, The Flag Five.