Happy National Love Your Lunch Day!!! I had alphabet soup and prunes for lunch. I'm about to have a vowel movement...
#LoveYourLunchDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some funny words from the late, great Mitch Hedberg...
#MitchHedberg #KennyTheBartenderTees

It's National Construction Appreciation Week and here's a design from my store @TeePublic - I'm told it hits the nail on the head...
#ToughAsNails #Construction #DIY #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8985...

It's National Cheeseburger Day!!! Here's a shirt in my eBay store. Cheeseburgers are a religious experience, so this design makes a lot of sense, right? #Cheeseburger #FoodHumor #FoodieGift #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29802077...

Happy National Cheeseburger Day!!! Cheeseburgers are proof that money can buy happiness...
#NationalCheeseburgerDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some words of wisdom from John Lennon...
#JohnLennon #KennyTheBartenderTees

I'm celebrating "National Construction Appreciation Week" with a shirt from my store @TeePublic - Once I attended a lecture about drilling holes. 'Talk about boring...
#ThisIsNotADrill #Warning #DIY #ToolHumor #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/4770...

Inflation sucks. It also blows. Here's shirt in my eBay store. I get all my financial advice from t-shirts... #Inflation #Economy #InterestRates #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29867793...

Happy National Construction Appreciation Week!!! Construction work varies. For instance, drilling a large hole is boring, but fastening two pieces of metal together is riveting...
#ConstructionAppreciationWeek #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some wise words from Albert Einstein...
#AlbertEinstein #KennyTheBartenderTees #Universe #Stupidity

Tomorrow is "Constitution Day" & "Citizenship Day", so let's have a toast! Here's a shirt in my store @TeePublic - Life, liberty & the pursuit of happy hour? I'll drink to that... #HappyHour #Patriotic #USA #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8845...

They're here & they want beer! Here's a shirt I designed and it's in my eBay store. Aliens are just on an intergalactic beer run... #BeerLover #Alien #UFO #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29867486...

Happy National Guacamole Day!!! Don't put guacamole in your eyes. You'll get "guacoma"...
#NationalGuacamoleDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up the very funny words of George Burns...
#GeorgeBurns #KennyTheBartenderTees

Hey, it's National Double Cheeseburger Day!!! Here's a shirt from my store @TeePublic - A frog hops into a diner & orders a cheeseburger. The waitress asks him, "Would you like flies with that sir?" #Burger #DoubleCheeseburger #FoodHumor #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9247...

'Just found out tomorrow is National Guacamole Day!!! Here's a shirt from my eBay store. What's guacamole made of? "Guaca-molecules"...
www.ebay.com/itm/29750653...
#NationalGuacamoleDay #KennyTheBartenderTees #FunnyAvocado #FoodHumor #Tshirt

Happy National Double Cheeseburger Day!!! How many vegans does it take to eat a double cheeseburger? One, if nobody's looking...
#DoubleCheeseburgerDay #KennyTheBartenderTees

Kenny The Bartender here, serving up some funny and very true words from Mark Twain...
#MarkTwain #KennyTheBartenderTees

It's time to get the goods from your garden and get to preservin' and picklin', right? Here's a shirt from my store @TeePublic - Cucumbers are fine but pickles are a "big dill"...
#FunnyPickle #FicklePickle #PickleBall #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/9455...

Happy National Cream-Filled Donut Day!!! Here's a design from my eBay store. When I'm "feeling good", any kind of donut will do. #Donut #FunnyStoner #StonerHumor #Tshirt #KennyTheBartenderTees
www.ebay.com/itm/29824348...