Turns out streetwise just means knowing your own address 🙃
#CalvinandHobbes #Chaos

The approval ratings dropped fast once dishes came up.
#CalvinandHobbes #DadLife

That question is never really about the question 😅
#CalvinandHobbes #Busted

Somehow every wagon ride turns into a full flight simulation.
#CalvinandHobbes #ChildhoodImagination

The book report survives another doomsday scare.
#CalvinandHobbes #SchoolStruggles

The survival instinct kicks in fast around anyone holding a razor.
#CalvinandHobbes #KidEnergy

Every barber somehow knows better than the kid's terrible vision.
#CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic

The toaster mystery none of us have ever actually solved.
#CalvinandHobbes #Relatable

Bragging about your fur coat lasts right until you're both regretting the plan.
#CalvinandHobbes #BestFriendEnergy

When you can't get money the normal way, you sell the car 🙃 #CalvinandHobbes #KidEnergy

Nothing says imagination like flattening your own city. #CalvinandHobbes #ChildhoodImagination

If only he could hit a call in an actual game 🤣 #CalvinandHobbes #Busted

The horror movie clearly gave him ideas for home defense 😓 #CalvinandHobbes #Chaos

A very creative interpretation of watch TV and behave. #CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic

The laugh that means they genuinely have no idea what to do. #CalvinandHobbes #ParentLife

Gym class erasing the line between exercise and self-defense 😅
#CalvinandHobbes #SchoolStruggles

[Insert political joke here]
This one is up there with Tiger food and Swift kick in the butt for $1. Though I will never understand introverts fully, I will admire Bill Watterson.
#calvinandhobbes

Turns out even the monsters under the bed have beef.
#CalvinandHobbes #NoRegrets