tupalev

@tupalev.bsky.social

LOTR, retro games, toys, sports, ttrpg, music and beer talk here. I mostly just repost nonsense.

@jamiesmart.bsky.socialReposted by @tupalev.bsky.social

Can’t eat a sandwich until you subscribe to sandwiches. Can’t eat today’s sandwich until it has applied daily sandwich updates. Sandwich now has adverts even though you paid for ad-free sandwich. Can pay again to have less sandwich adverts. Now you can eat the sandwich, but it’s smaller.

@smoothdunk2.bsky.socialReposted by @tupalev.bsky.social

when ai leaves u behind

7 panel comic. Panel 1: A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?” Yellow Guy replies “Nah” Panel 2: Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal” Yellow Guy replies “ok” Panel 3: Yellow Guy stands alone. Panel 4: Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him Panel 5: Yellow Guy turns to look behind him Panel 6: Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker. Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ” Panel 7: AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. Red Guy: “Use me” Yellow Guy “No” Red Guy “USE ME”
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Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.