@newyorkguys.bsky.social
50% descriptions of guys I have observed in New York City. 50% NYC politics. Posts written by Some Guy, (he/him). (trans guys and nonbinary guys are guys)
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialIt's almost as if a person would need to be batshit insane to want that job at this particular moment in history.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialI knew transphobia was corrosive but I had no idea it could turn people into lizards.
@mxmike.co.ukReposted by @newyorkguys.bsky.socialBethany wore a “Protect The Dolls” t-shirt during rehearsals. The BBC posted it on their socials then quietly deleted and reposted it without showing her from the front. On TV last night they actually blurred the message #Strictly
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialGuys in that cigar shop and lounge on Nostrand, looking very cozy under the neon in the rain.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialAnd here I was thinking he'd only created new 8th Amendment grounds for appealing the execution.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialLooks like Marble Hill and Rikers are both handled differently than any other police precinct because neither is directly accessible from the rest of the county they're in. But they're both under the Bronx DA.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialCPL § 20.40(4)(c): "An offense committed within five hundred yards of the boundary of a particular county, and in an adjoining county of this state, may be prosecuted in either such county." This is a norm for Marble Hill. The 50th precinct crosses the county line too.
@70sbachchan.bsky.socialReposted by @newyorkguys.bsky.social"If you don't mind, may I ask a question? Do you know what happened to India in 1947?"
"Independence," says a young constable.
"That's right. We fought for our freedom from the British, now we'll have to fight you lot for it again." www.nytimes.com/2026/10/10/w...
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialJFC his own mom had a percoset problem and he's shit talking the single best alternative to opiods for chronic pain.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialThe next dem president needs to go after the bastards on day one and keep them busy enough in court to slow their pursuit of other means.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialGen X has forgotten more 90s right wing violence than Gen Z has even heard of. Like, there were a dozen abortion clinic shootings, scores of arsons. And the only name I remember from any of it is John Salvi. People forget things fast if the press stops mentioning them.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialcounterpoint: corned beef and cabbage on a pumpernickel bagel sounds tremendous
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialplease please please somebody needs to get this to cage
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@fleerultra.bsky.socialReposted by @newyorkguys.bsky.socialnew yorkers love to brag about the quality of their bagels and then, instead of a bagel, eat a bacon egg and cheese on a roll like a degenerate. baffling
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialAs a sixth generation New Yorker: Montréal bagels are superior. And it is not close.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialwait til you look in front of firehouses and nypd precincts.
@newyorkguys.bsky.social"Stay. And eat. And breathe."
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialI'm more uncertain of my own consciousness than I am of my dog's. Like, I could be bullshitting myself about my own consciousness, and I strongly doubt he could do the same.
@newyorkguys.bsky.socialI would argue that "machines can't be sentient" has been cool for a very long time, due to humanity's compulsion to believe it's special.
