Wednesday (@cultofstolass.bsky.social)

@rukanrukan.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 1:07 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

I wish people who don’t want storylines about sex would stop watching the show that has a lot of storylines about sex (Helluva Boss)

@ourladygrem.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 5:54 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

i just wanna boy to tie me down and make fuckin'... CRY 🪢

#helluvaboss #stolas

@waruwaruyoi.bsky.social Oct 11, 2026, 1:08 AMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

🪢

@pararuk.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 10:57 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

Rope...

#helluvaboss #stolas

@cultofstolass.bsky.social Oct 10, 2026, 5:11 PM

Chapter 2 of Through Treacherous Tides, a pirate/mermaid Stolitz AU, is live!

archiveofourown.org/works/943088...

#HelluvaBoss‌ #stolitz

@cultofstolass.bsky.social Oct 9, 2026, 8:54 PM

I'm so excited to finally post my first ever bang fic for @helluvabangs.bsky.social It was so much fun to collaborate with @eveeka.bsky.social to write a fic for her mermaid/pirate AU. More chapters to be posted throughout the week leading up to season 3!

archiveofourown.org/works/94308826

@eveeka.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 9:53 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

Mission: Book Report
Our fav couples are just having a chill moment!
Get ready, guys. This week I'll be posting almost daily till S3 premieres :>
#helluvaboss #stolitz

@hellamews.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 1:28 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

#stolitzkissweek day 4 - sleepy/asleep

nothing like a hit of morning breath to start the day off right!! // #stolitz

stolas & blitz are in a bed together (location ambiguous/unknown), bathed in the morning's orange glow. stolas is laying on his side, his head turned to the side/up, with both sets of his eyes closed. he has one arm tucked under his pillow, while the other reaches up to rest against the side of blitz's face. blitz is leaning over stolas, one hand on either side of his torso, his head dipped to meet stolas's beak in a chaste kiss. blitz's tail peeks up from under the curtains, curled up in a happy s-shape.

@glitzbot.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 3:04 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

for #stolitz kiss week: a full moon era sleepy kiss

Blitz is crouched on the bed between Stolas' thighs, removing his belt. His jacket and boots are already discarded. He says, "Let's make this quick, alright? I got boss shit to get done."

Stolas has his legs spread wide and he's blushing as he says, "OHHH YES~! Tell me what dirty, compromising position you want me in, boss~"

Cut to six hours later... Blitz and Stolas are passed out together in bed, surrounded by sex toys. They are both sleeping peacefully with Blitz using Stolas' chest as a pillow.

Slowly Stolas wakes up... and then his eyes fly open wide and he thinks, 'Oh no!'

He gently tries to shake Blitz awake as he says, "Oh Blitzy, dear? I'm quite certain you didn't mean to fall asleep..."

Blitz looks groggy as shit, his eyes barely opening as he says, "nng?"

Blitz has one eye cracked open. He still looks dazed and half-asleep as he says, "N'yeah sure, gimmie five more minutes, 'kay?"

He leans over and kisses Stolas on the chin... like maybe he was aiming for his cheek or his beak and missed. There's a loud SMECK sound. Stolas looks stunned.

Blitz settles back down against Stolas, his eyes closed. He says, "Then we can go 'nother round..." Stolas is touching the spot where Blitz kissed him, still looking shocked, his pupils visible.

Then Stolas settles back down with Blitz, looking overjoyed as he hugs him close, a blush on his cheeks. He thinks, 'Perhaps five more minutes couldn't hurt.'

@syekia.bsky.social Oct 7, 2026, 6:47 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

Day 7: Ozzies factory
I am aware this has no Ozzie nor his factory but it was for a good cause .. Stolitz lingerie 😔✨
#imptober #stolitz #helluvaboss

@pipsqueakparker.bsky.social Oct 8, 2026, 12:06 AMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

new fic ✨ day 2: anywhere but the mouth 🫦 inspired by incredibly sexy art by @vvenuspng.bsky.social

karma for the rules i break, e, stolitz
(cw: somnophilia)

archiveofourown.org/works/94182556

@hotberryjuice.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 8:26 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

#imptober day 6, #heart 💗 Blitz once said ”you’re my heart”… So I drew his pov when seeing Stolas 🥰

#helluvaboss #blitz #stolas #blitzø #stolitz

@ourladygrem.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 5:43 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

kisses 🪷
(part two)

#helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo

@syekia.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 4:08 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

Day 6: Heart
Specifically Blitzø’s heart 😉
#imptober #stolitz #helluvaboss

@stloas.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 9:34 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

day 6 - heart ♡ #imptober

@mistbored.bsky.social Oct 6, 2026, 2:08 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

#StolitzKissWeek Day 3: Nuptials

‘No thing defines a man like love that makes him soft…’

Stolas and Blitz dressed in white with soft lighting. Blitz is kissing Stolas on the beak.

@kiaxian2.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 3:22 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

#StolitzKissWeek Day 2: Anywhere but the Mouth

All I ask is just ONE scene in season 3 of them being domestic and flirty and cute, please please pleeeaaase 🙏
@stolitzkissweek.bsky.social #stolitz

@ttcaterpillar.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 6:34 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

Need to finish all my projects before the new season drops so you won’t see me much for the next week 🥲

But I’ll leave you a little #snowyowl treat
#Stolas #Andrealphus #Helluvaboss

@stltz.bsky.social Oct 5, 2026, 1:14 AMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

both sides r traumatized fr #Stolitz

@mistbored.bsky.social Oct 4, 2026, 3:25 PMReposted by @cultofstolass.bsky.social

#stolitzkissweek Day 1: Rescued
(I'm only going to have time to do a few of these but the prompt were so good I couldn't help it)