lol this idiot i'm dueling is putting his sword away even though he didn't cut me at all. i don't seem to have cut him either but whatever, i'll get him in my next attack. just as soon as he's done sheathing his katana

me: the dragonslayer was never meant to be used. it's meant to be an impossibility. dragons are ontologically unable to be defeated by humans, so a sword fit to slay a dragon, it follows, would not be usable by them. guts transcends in losing everything medieval peasant: it makes sense me: it does

I have such animosity for that peanut headed freak

"Maybe it's a tribute killer" "I don't see any cum anywhere"

messy eater

just stumbled on turner mohan's númenórean art on the tolkien wiki and holy fuck, how did he slip my notice until now, that's an incredible design

sick as fuck actually????

learned of the best slay the spire 2 mod ever

People don’t realize how serious the situation is.

make a wish

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Uni and Yoru

Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍

castlevania having estus flasks feels like witnessing the death of rome. it’s kinda like if you gave your belmont god of war moves because a whip is sort of like a chain and it’s 2010 and twelve people total bought harmony of despair

A dropdown menu appears next to me. Several options are listed, but only a few catch your interest: >INSPECT >DUEL >CHAT