I'm a scout and backend developer, although CSS will always have a special place in my heart. I love puns, pastries and monads. Maybe in that order đ [âŠ]
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I'm a scout and backend developer, although CSS will always have a special place in my heart. I love puns, pastries and monads. Maybe in that order đ [âŠ]
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Eventuellt la jag lite för mycket tid pÄ det hÀr. Mvh ExtremvÀder kan Àventyra druvskörden
Finally, a CAPTCHA that doesn't require me to instantly know what American fire hydrants or school buses look like.
Hire Italian postdocs, they'll make Tiramisu! (French folks did make and bring crepes... So hire French postdocs, too!)
"A senior colleague of mine found one of his favourite problems among those solved and attempted to read the accompanying paper. He told me it was so unintelligible that, had he received it as an editor at a mathematics journal, âit would have gone straight into the binâ. âMelissa Lee, Monash [âŠ]
@ifixcoinops did you see these? https://www.fairphone.com/fairbuds-xl
I'm curious what's your take on it. I have a pair myself (older version though) and while you have to hold to turn them on/off, there is an actual knob to volume up/down + left/right for next/previous. Also a separate button [âŠ]
Coding agents reduce software development to a simple matter of: * specifying requirements * verifying correctness and quality * maintaining and operating software you didn't write As we all know, those have always been the easiest, most well-understood parts of the craft, so everything is fine!
"The people holding up the internet"
A good-looking but somewhat depressing exposé about the people holding up current digital infrastructure as a hobby.
Vale Margaret Hamilton.
She was a Software Engineer.
She was the _first_ Software Engineer because she defined the term, Software Engineering:
"When I first came up with the term, no one had heard of it before, at least in our world. It was an ongoing joke for a [âŠ]
"â Sen har vi regler som sĂ€ger att man ska vara öppen med gĂ„vor. Jag tycker inte att Teodorescu MĂ„we har följt de reglerna. Det Ă€r en sjĂ€lvklarhet att en svensk EU-parlamentariker ska berĂ€tta om man fĂ„r pengar frĂ„n ett företag eller frĂ„n en privat intressent. VĂ€ljarna har rĂ€tt att fĂ„ veta det."
Det hÀr lÄter som ett skÀmt men kommer bli verklighet om vi inte river upp himmel och jord: SVTPlay kommer införa krav pÄ inloggat tittande. https://www.op.se/jamtland/svt-ska-tvinga-anvandare-logga-in/
VÄra landskapsvokaler: VÀrmland: ö Blekinge: au Lidingö: i SkÄne: y Gotland: samtliga
Back in the 1980s Mr. Griffiths taught Computer Science in my local school. Two maxims he repeated almost every week have stuck with me for decades. "A computer is exactly as smart as the person telling it what to do" and "A computer can and will make mistakes, and it'll do it a million times [âŠ]
If you want local goodwill for your megaproject, razing several km^2 of forest to the ground without permission is technically known as "not a good start".
If I don't keep my car roadworthy and crash into yours, it hasn't gone "rogue", it's my negligence and I'm responsible. If my dog attacks you, I am liable. There are no rogue AIs, just negligent AI companies. Prosecute them.
âCall Mom and tell her I will be 15 minutes lateâ
What a dystopia. Getting a call from a synthetic voice because your own child couldnât be bothered to put words together for you.
https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/1005177/google-gemini-call-for-me-expansion-rumors
If you want to make sure that your site can be manipulated agentically by Meta's Muse, do not block traffic from ASN AS32934, because if you did that, it might make it impossible for the Muse agents to reach your site. đ€Ą
Kul det blir för Stockholm nÀr det ska lockas turister: TyvÀrr sÄ har alla museer stÀngt för vi har inte rÄd med hyran till oss sjÀlva men vi har Bröd och Salt!!!
Jag tycker vi pratar för lite om skadan den hÀr rÄdande grisch/hustlekulturen, dÀr alla vill bli traders och stenrika, gör pÄ mÀn. Spel Àr den sorts beroende som har högst suicidrisk, femton gÄnger högre Àn resten av befolkningen. www.sverigesradio.se/play/artikel...
Fy tusan vad jag avskyr de gigantiska bildskÀrmarna de satt upp i tunnelbanan.