08: Carrie (2026) (Episodes 3 & 4) That Chris is a real piece of work. I like this show a lot. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

07: Undertone (2025) Finally a movie that truly elucidates the horror of podcasting. ⭐⭐

06: Aterrados (2017) A clueless policeman and a team of geriatric paranormal investigators investigate the most troubling street in Argentina. An original take on the haunted house story. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

05: Carrie (2026) (Episodes 1 and 2) enjoying this a lot so far but the distinct lack of Norma content is disheartening to say the least. Carrie's mom working at Walmart almost makes up for it. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

We have sexy pennywise costumes

04: Resolution (2012) This movie is really good but the ending could have been a little better. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Can't we all just agree that Bloodborne wasn't really that good and everyone needs to move on.

03: Insidious (2010) This movie is like if they let Bloober Team make a film. Absolute trash. ⭐

02: Timecrimes (2007) It's like Primer but you don't have to have a degree in temporal science to follow the plot. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

Shocktober 2026 is here! 01: Carrie (1976) We started with an absolute banger. This movie rules and Norma was an icon and absolutely stole the show. They should do a reboot where Carrie is trans. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Pleasure to be of service (to my wifey cakes)

This has happened so many times when I eat out with one of my male friends but I don't mind because I'm broke as shit.

At least let AnyAustin stay pure for fucks sake.

Fucking hell

I finally have the complete Monster in my Pocket Series 1, 36 years after I got my first pack.

Walking out of the cinema all I could think was "I'm glad someone finally adapted ________!"

The Onion knows