"Dale" might be a "good man", but his complete lack of sourcing is exasperating: "it has been reported", "I know a doctor", etc.

That's the most alarming (literally) example of range aliasing I've ever heard. The solution was simple and clever, though: changing the transmission frequency every 2 seconds -- shorter than the light travel time to the Moon and back.

"Despite the unparalleled depth and breadth of my skills and experience, I am cosmically honored—profoundly, humbly, synergistically—to apply for your Astronomy position, where I hope to forward-leverage interdisciplinary superintelligence while operationalizing hermeneutical excellence." Nailed it.

Well done, all the more so because the honors are very well deserved. Thank you and everyone involved in this effort!

For a man without a chin, he sure does jaw a lot.