Gimmick idea: this look, but for a gluten-free wrestler. Their finishing move is the plant-based chicken wing.

Alright, you’ve convinced me. I’ll go as Michael Landsberg this year.

I'll tell you what makes me feel old. All the people on these dating apps are communicating in Office quotes. And I love The Office! But I'm from a generation that has always communicated in Simpsons quotes. You're telling me "I wash myself with a rag on a stick" means nothing to these women?

I finally finished watching/rewatching every Peanuts special and movie. 57 of 'em ranked from best to worst.

Disappointed to find out Stone Cold and Rey Mysterio never shared a ring. 619 into a stunner? Call it the 31619. That's a Rumble spot right there.

The way Snoopy says "Hey!" when he imagines himself dancing in the field with the bunnies in It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown.

A Yeah Yeah Yeahs cover band called Know No Nose.

describing hell to a vegan: “It was the land of milk and honey.”

We watched all 13 episodes of Wrestlicious so you don't have to. (Trust me. You don't want to.)

the stinger from the Comedy Network series for Just For Laughs, something like "ah, ah, Just For Laughs"

Professor Hinkle from Frosty The Snowman saying "Messy, messy, messy."

I'm going to try to start keeping an index of all my personal memes that live exclusively in my head, things that nobody else ever quotes or would recognize if I said them.

Gimmick idea: I.B. Profen He's in constant pain.