Saruman could've won if he'd taught his orcs MMA

If your last name is Butts you could at least have the decency to not name your child Seymour.

what do you expect me to do about it

People tell you to read the Art of War but then you open it up and it's all just shit like "in war, smart guys triumph over dumb guys"

...just found out what happens to animals who don't get their proper nutrients... don't google it...