if you've ever worked in customer service or food service, you've been here: Mark's face as the manager, Dave the laughing waiter, the nutty bunny... "What kind of restaurant are you running here that you don't know how time works!??!?"

ALWAYS WATCH MESSIAH OF EVIL WHEN YOU HAVE THE CHANCE

me: "there were a bunch of messages from Grandpa on the machine--" my 12 year old: "what machine???" me:

I was asleep but on drugs. I broke my back that summer and was on oxys. woke up to messages from my dad, tried to figure it out from the radio (our cable was out), gave up and passed back out. it was free zoo day, so we did that later, and it was the emptiest I have ever seen the zoo when open.