TIL that the T in Mr. T stands for Tumnus

1) I forgot that was 2013 (jeez we're old) 2) I would also love to be a part of that.

Maybe its on the way back machine somewhere? I'll look later. I know my laptop from back then has been toast for years.

Currently at a bar in DC pregaming for the USWNT match tomorrow. I'll try to find it on the train when we head to dinner.

It's one banana Michael. How much could it cost? Ten dollars?

How do you botch a stadium opening so bad? This place opened in like July?

Que se joda Goya.

JD Vance going to the (T)OSU game tomorrow? Will he make it to any of his old stomping grounds from his Ohio State days like Waterbeds N Stuff?

you guys broke watergate

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Spotted in Short North

Petition to rename this era the Great Depression because damn are things grim.

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

Cute

@spanishlovesongs.bsky.social I'm in Canada right now and I can play yall on touchtunes. Can we sort out the USA because I'd spend all the money