@sammyobeid.bsky.social
Math-comic, former teacher. Maui 10/18, Honolulu 10/19, Tokyo 10/23, Seoul 10/25, Hongkong 10/27, Bangkok 10/31, Kuala Lumpur 11/1, Jakarta 11/2 and more! đź”—www.sammyko.com
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialWhen someone brings up the Cornell 7 at a comedy show…
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialLet Iran “take out” LA and San Diego?? I mean, I haven’t been taken out in a while
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialI think we might be losing the war in Iran…
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialcoool! see you soon
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialof course! Seattle was dope! Thank you guys for coming!
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialABQ was amazing! thanks for visiting the show! glad you had fun!
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialCome to my comedy show to debate and you will be the joke
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialFlyDubai or Don’t Buy it?
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialNo I did not plant Larry David at my show to play the role of MAGA heckler 47
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialThat time of year where 2 spices available year round make billions
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialThe Sheeran War keeps escalating
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialHis lucky numbers were 9 and 11
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialAthens, I’m here! See you tomorrow!
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialDid he build it or did someone else lay the foundation?
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialDidn’t even have to waterboard me
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialWe got the best Bens. They got the worst.
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialSpain! I’m your prize for winning the World Cup. See you next week.
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialNot Indian but I am pun-jabby
@sammyobeid.bsky.socialItaly, see you this weekend!
