Trans operatic baritone, librettist of THE GENDERS OF GYBBERIDGE and DON GIOVANNI (ABRIDGED!) || She/they bisexual disaster || eternally yelling about opera, tabletops, and gay nerd shit
@barit0wned.bsky.socialYoooooo Monkey Man fucking WHIPS
Gwendolyn Blanc 🏳️‍⚧️
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@pwallinga.bsky.socialReposted by @barit0wned.bsky.socialMust be hard for the rest of you with favorite British actors to be constantly on edge as to who's going to fold to the Harry Potter juggernaut next. Meanwhile, we girlies who've always loved David Tennant (supports his trans daughter) and Dev Patel (made a pro-trans action movie) sleep like babies
@paradoxopera.bsky.socialReposted by @barit0wned.bsky.socialTag yourself, which possum are YOU? 🤩
Then come hear @barit0wned.bsky.social give the world premiere of “Everything What’s Wrong of Possums”, a humorously unhinged song cycle with text by Daniel Lavery and music by @pwallinga.bsky.social and many other pieces at Critters, Creatures, & Cryptids!
@divatron9000.bsky.socialReposted by @barit0wned.bsky.socialHaving a rough day, come drown in games with me plz đź’ś
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@barit0wned.bsky.socialAll Cops Are Being digested by a spinosaurus
@barit0wned.bsky.social“Let’s come up with a fun toy for kids! Ooh, how about an adorably tiny dog with a mobility assistance device and a massive carnivore that could absolutely devour it whole!” [six months later] “Why don’t the children buy our toy? It’s a mystery.”
@barit0wned.bsky.social…………… yeah that dog’s getting eaten
@barit0wned.bsky.socialThe unhinged Possumlieder (aka “Everything What’s Wrong of Possums” with music by @pwallinga.bsky.social and text by @dannymlavery.bsky.social ) HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN PREMIERED
@barit0wned.bsky.socialFull Deadpool costume, Deadpool-colored motorcycle, and DOUBLE KATANAS ON HIS BACK
@barit0wned.bsky.socialWhat the goddamn fuck
@barit0wned.bsky.socialJesus CHRIST
@divatron9000.bsky.socialReposted by @barit0wned.bsky.social🚨 CALLING ALL CHAOTIC TWITCH CREATORS 🚨 Do you make content for people who are tired of the same old internet? Do you like queer art, musical theater, ridiculous bits, and/or making your community do something slightly unhinged for a good cause? @paradoxopera.bsky.social
@divatron9000.bsky.socialReposted by @barit0wned.bsky.socialSTREAMERS!! We’d love to invite you to be part of the 2026 Paradox Opera Raid Train, Oct 19-25! We're currently raising money to produce The Genders of Gybberidge, our hilarious new trans & queer operetta by Gwen Hyland & Vince Gover! APPLICATIONS ARE DUE SEPTEMBER 22nd 👇 @paradoxopera.bsky.social
@barit0wned.bsky.socialThere are several demo tracks on our website! (I’m the librettist and the performer for Benjamin/Eloise, and our composer is also singing Jeremy!)
@didi.rocksReposted by @barit0wned.bsky.socialMe: I've been thinking of really getting into pies, lately. My barber, Sweeney Todd: that's crazy, bro
@barit0wned.bsky.socialGod I hate it when my domme makes me turn and turn in the widening gyre until I can’t hear her anymore
@barit0wned.bsky.social[old timey flim-flam man voice] “The talkie pictures? Nah, kid; those are a flash in the pan. The REAL money’s in an opera career, see? The people CRAVE bel canto!”
@barit0wned.bsky.socialCrossing my fingers that the trans operetta I wrote as a fuck you to The Wizard Author™ will get me some of that sweet sweet class mobility
@divatron9000.bsky.socialReposted by @barit0wned.bsky.socialHey friends! I really need your help. Do you want to be part of helping make something incredible and important and piss off the t*rfs? And be part of a beautiful community while doing it?? Please peep the linked thread and consider helping!