i have a book
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Trent Brown
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@joshuatrentbrown.comBook scammers are getting lazier, it seems
@joshuatrentbrown.comUnbelievable day!!!
@joshuatrentbrown.comI sold 41 copies of my book today
@joshuatrentbrown.comUpdate: I’ve sold over 30 copies of my book
@joshuatrentbrown.comJust got a “oh I have that one! It’s so good!” about Gloria Patri @malarkeybooks.bsky.social
@joshuatrentbrown.comFirst sale: Square app not working, lady has cash Asks for signature, my pen is missing, she pulls out a pen and tells me to keep it Thank you Miss Sue
@joshuatrentbrown.comDo I have A second tablecloth? ❌ A sexy booth? ❌ A small smattering left of Malarkey Books and a dream? ✅
@joshuatrentbrown.comAny NC folks (or southern VA), I’ll be slinging books at the biggest book festival in NC this Saturday. Come see me.
@joshuatrentbrown.comGuys, Dolly Parton wants to ghostwrite my next novel
@joshuatrentbrown.comNew favorite fake email about my book
@joshuatrentbrown.comFun Trent fact: I worked for a mcclatchy paper to start my career and my fellowship ended right as they went bankrupt. So then I left news.
@joshuatrentbrown.comI have received NINE fake solicitations
@joshuatrentbrown.comLmao
@joshuatrentbrown.comI have received 8 fake solicitations from fake editors since posting this
@joshuatrentbrown.comPerfect. I’ll take a $100,000 advance, thank you!
@joshuatrentbrown.comDoes an agent or publisher want to get in on the ground floor of my second novel about a boy who lives through an electrocution and believes himself to be a miracle worker and a prophet (It’s only partially written / I’m reworking it / it will most certainly not be easily sellable)