yall might ask, "why doesnt she keep these dud posts in drafts?" well. the thing is,

She smack on my barm until I pea wet

“But Warren, how did you get your BX MU to such a high level in Nightwick?” Well, always have a hireling around, but let me show you this helpful graphic that summarizes the general strategy…

[To the tune of "we are young" by fun.:] Squadalaa, we are off!

cisgenders love to express a "universal" sentiment laden with unconscious assumptions and meaning

I CANNOT with this shit. Main character finds guy whose family has been literally combing a beach for their priceless family heirloom, immediately finds said heirloom, steals it for the lols, and then gets pranked by a lil snail guy and murders him for it. And gets cursed for the 3rd time in 2 days

yelling at my gf to turn down the nightcore only to find her electric toothbrush is malfucntioning

well, that and the characters trauma history :P

relatable

It’s October 1st

if everyone around u seems delusional....

Its actually legit kinda fucked how much a bunch of disparate wiki pages can suddenly be a whole ass books worth of writing if you throw it in affinity. The power of the blog really is in tricking yourself into thinking its not that much writing.

it's out!! My piece is on the shock gauge mechanics in Unknown Armies in comparison to every shrink's favorite monster manual, the DSM-5 :3

The Dying Earth books are insane. I just read about a dude named Radkuth Vomin who cranked his hog to his magic VR goggles so hard he died

fire emblem set in 1847 Austria-Hungary would go so insane

Resting his arm on that pointy fence cos he doesn't give a FUCK

Unfathomable life unfathomable wife

My fucken boyyyyyy!!!

We decide how many to print on Oct 1, the day we release digitally; that's also when we hit print (we have a quick turnaround!) If you want to secure one, make sure you have your subscription by then so we can lock in our numbers.