human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs

Iron deficiency? I thought that's just how I looked

good advice for anxious people is to become somewhat famous- then your ruminations will be justified true beliefs and you won't be mentally ill anymore

Fuck I hate having a chronic illness, what a fucking joke

Like a dog that hasn't eaten in five days

This was a fun project - the model wanted pics of herself with a flaming sword. I provided the karabela and took part in the brainstorming with the photographer to find a way that doesn't damage the blade. It turned out quite spectacular, and the blade made it through safely.

why do you call them the petite bourgeoisie? do none of them have big naturals?

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

Haha, I read this, that makes me awesome

Far left for me, don't give a fuck about the federal reserve either way, but obliterating someone sexual style, yup

xavier: the only way we can stop magneto is to suck his dick... but he's a hundred feet in the air! gloryhole, the mutant who can create small portals anywhere on earth but only next to human penises: it's ok, professor. i used to want to be normal, but now i see i was meant for more than that

were you really born trans or did you just see that goth girl from danny phantom and draw some conclusions about where you want to go in life

the guy who programs the firmware for your toaster thinks taxing income to pay for childhood cancer wards is fascism because it diverts money away from the reddit bigamist hosting 3:1 sex parties to fund research into teaching software that empathy is fake

I love how completely nothing Metroid’s lore is, just like throwing spaghetti at the wall sci-fi cop slop with no direction or message, but we lap it up because samus is such a baddie

Depicting samus without a dick is a hate crime

"Damascus" as an influencer buzzword pisses me off so much. This old shotgun has damascus barrels ! I made a damascus knife out of matress springs and railway ties ! It's fucking pattern welding, it's a technique older than any real Damascus blade and also completely different.

Dorottya originally only wanted professional photos of her new outfit, but she spotted a Messer in Aczél's studio and asked if she could use it for her shoot. We quite gladly said yes.