@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialI’ve been doubling my intake of vitamins in hopes of achieving this goal.
Rusty the Squirrel
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* America’s Favorite Squirrel * Top-Rated Sass Mouth * Connoisseur of Nuts * Former Astronaut
@rustysquirrel.bsky.social@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialOof!
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialI still remember when Iran bought their weapons from Reagan.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialI support this message.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialGo Brewers!
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialNot all heroes wear capes.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialTrash? I scored a 7-course meal in there!
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialI remember running over to the neighbors house with the “pay back” cup of sugar a few times.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialMama said I was made out of Snips & Snails and Puppy Dog Tails.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialMilwaukee’s Hometown Hero!
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialSuck it, Dodgers!
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialI used to get vaccines to protect me from the disease. Now I get them to keep the loonies away.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialBicycle is cheaper!
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialGO BREWERS!
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialI raced MTBs for about 25years. Still ride, just not competitively.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialWe’re “recycling”
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@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialword.
@rustysquirrel.bsky.socialWe prefer the term “Chief Nut”.