So do we. But I would have snapped your hand off for a 1-0, they’ve been winning by bigger margins all season. The cheating fuckers.

I would like to see stats. I don’t think facing 10 is the boon others think it is.

Never. We are shit against 10 men. I’ll take 1-0 though, but I won’t take our fans going quiet. That’s not who we are.

Very true and a line I use on ‘that’ part of the family on a regular basis.

Good luck my friend. We know we can outsing them at least. I’ll be watching from behind the sofa.

Happy south coast derby day! Let’s hope, like in all areas of my life, that enthusiasm overcomes skill and Pompey come away with something other than shame.

Karma Chameleon, culture Club Holding Back the Years, Simply Red.

Left work early and have spent the rest of the day in bed with my cat on my lap. Could easily stay here for weeks. Please don’t make me be an adult.

Half the world's media is controlled by a frat boy vampire who gets dusted mid-season in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.

Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969. From the Private Eye archive. Issue 992, December 1999.

Jeffrey Archer visited my sixth form in 1987. He started every answer by belittling the questioner and we were threatened with suspension if we hinted at prostitution. I’ll not be shedding a tear.

Jeffrey Archer dead - letter from the English Collective of Prostitutes following his conviction for perjury and a few months after Monica Coughlan's death

She is such a poppet.

Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day

I got the feeling he never wanted to be here. Shame it has to wait til January.

But I need to smile more.

It’s getting dark and the curtains are open, but Dennis is on my lap and shall not be moved.

I don’t think we will change their minds, but they treat them as sub-human. I’m so sad this morning - and angry.

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

I’m awake early because I couldn’t stop thinking about this complete lack of humanity. Being part of a mob where children are leading this chant? Did they think it was cute? I’m lost, I really am.