:3

Look at him making the announcement before me

you could have forgotten your alarm on or smth before you left from it when you parked it. It’s happened to me before…

That would actually be a pretty funny inclusion if it were in like a lore/concept book or smth

Look at you whine when the solution is just staring right at you— go bald!

You should be celebrating for inching ever so closer to the coveted ‘Lv 30 - Mafia Boss’ status ;3

Is this a short king?

Hmm, is this a short king?

funniest*

That’s true. But to be honest, I’ve had this epiphany that the funnest way to pilot ‘removal check commanders’ is by building a deck that doesn’t necessarily need them. That way I can ragebait the people holding up all the interaction for “when my commander comes in” and playing a decent game

Nooooo I got called out xD

Also Planeswalkers aren’t *necessarily* durdle engines. It depends on the colors/commander I think. Commodore Guff for instance is a planeswalker who is really capable of closing games

Really refreshing to hear this take about eldrazi. They really aren’t as bad as people believe (imo it’s just salty blue players spewing propaganda because they cannot stop the cast triggers).

out of curiosity really, what would a bat’s take on the following archetypes be? - planeswalkers - eldrazi - blink