Not sure what's more infuriating, the hair pull or that clown show of a response from the Spanish player.

Gal. You did that. It's the right call. Now get TF off the pitch.

#USWNT

Enjoying quick, well-written YA novels as escapism while the real life is currently: a lot.

👍❤️ #LibrarKay

Just a... thought? How about we prioritize HEALTHY, functional teams? Before we go chasing some random number of markets that some computer told you would be best for "optimal growth," let's cut the dead rot. These are great ways to keep the patient from dying on the table, Ms Berman... #NWSL

"Mein yah rah Nee hoos" gets a card. Per the, uhh, stadium announcement.

🫣😑 #NWSL

Gonna need the ref to call offside oh SO much faster, folks. That's how players get super unnecessarily injured. #NWSL

Another quick li'l one day read for spooky season... #LibrarKay

And, as with my last epic-length King novel (excellent, but 1000 pages of "dire" was... a lot...):

Palate cleanse time with more from the YA vault. #LibrarKay

This is LITERALLY the same exact moment that was a no-call yesterday.

But consistent VAR? In this economy?? Pssshaw. #NWSL

Oh good LORD this water-streaked wide shot is giving serious... #NWSL

The discourse around Dudley.

The ugliness of this NC crowd.

Some of ya'll better go touch grass, that's all I'm saying... 🙄 #NWSL

What in the "oop. we missed laundry day" are these odd charcoal/black Thorns shorts?? While the strawberry lemonade kits are perhaps my least favorite Portland look of all time, this doesn't... fix it. They look like they're wearing the top of one uniform + the bottom of another. #NWSL

Was told, "You're reading a lot of King lately, yeah? Read THIS ONE NEXT!!"

🫡 #LibrarKay

On a rollllllll... #LibrarKay

Lots of waiting around time this week + a strong desire to fight doom-verging-on-despair scrolling = #LibrarKay

Past few books have been pretty heavy, sooo... mixing things up with a little YA vacation in Hawkins, Indiana to wrap up the summer. 😊 #LibrarKay

PRIDE. #GothamFC #NWSL