God no, how old and you and what size wrists do you have? Asking for a friend.

Fancy giving me a hand with mine?

Not young men.

You’ll have to run to keep up with him when he recovers.

To be or not to be that is the fucking question?

As much as you can get on and then scrape it all into the bin why would you have cauliflower?

He told me he only wears the Birkenstocks when he wants to feel sexy.

I thought that was just a family guy episode. The one where she dates Chris. I think they break up and she writes a song about it. 

They look fantastic.

😂

I did not think it was possible for you to get more handsome, but you in leather….. I have to have a lie down.

Is that by the same woman who did the Jesus painting on the church in Spain?

He said they tried and tested jokes, which means he’s told them before does that mean people have heard them and they’re not finding them funny the second time? Tried and tested could mean they are jokes that work in America but not here?