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Who ordered a Kaiju sized blackhole? What round does your party jump inside?

The Mechouatl is the best lie detector! What kinda embarrassing question will it ask your party?

You didn't need that body heat did you? The Iceolotl would like it, it just wants a little hug.

This "snail" is not immortal, but if it touches you, you're as good as dead!

Loot Tavern's legally distinct Kirby... with a Fiendish twist. It sucks, it shoots, and it has a face only a mother could love.

Here comes the Sun! Dodododoo

This "snail" is not immortal, but if it touches you, you're as good as dead!

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Smaugust Week 4: Can you guess this weeks theme?

What a blast this Smaugust has been!

We saved the best for last!

Did any of these dragons make it to your table?

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Who ordered genderbent Achilles with wings?

The Odyssey is good, but what if we upgraded it? We've made our own Achilles, but made him into a spear wielding muscle woman!

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Kirby but as a demon... wait. Isn't that already Kirby?

Loot Tavern's legally distinct Kirby... with a Fiendish twist. It sucks, it shoots, and it has a face only a mother could love.

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Send this to your forever nat 1 roller!

Roll a stealth check Mushie! Tell us about your famous failed stealth checks.

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