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Welcome to the Underground.
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@jobberunderground.bsky.socialThinking of starting a wrestling cult?
Kendra Omega requires you to complete Form CKO-001 before any unauthorized worship begins.
Heresy disclosures are mandatory. Offerings are nonrefundable.
The Church of Kenny Omega is accepting applications.
@jobberunderground.bsky.social🎃 Books and Bodyslams has NEVER seen 1989 WCW. We're fixing that. By making her watch Halloween Havoc ’89. Flair! Sting! Funk! Muta! Steiners vs. Doom! Road Warriors vs. Skyscrapers! Also: The Dynamic Dudes and Tommy Rich’s deeply unfortunate ring gear. 🎙️ PRO WRESTLING FOREVER 🤼
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialThis week’s Sunday Sermon is a little different.
Kendra Omega writes about grief, wrestling, and why losing someone from this weird world we love can hurt so damn much.
Take care of yourselves. Take care of each other. 🖤
The V-Trigger be with you. 🤼
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialIf you're feeling low today, we are too. If you need a place to commune with some wrestling fans who really loved Pac and want to talk about it, check out our livestream at 6pm ET | 3pm PT. Hope we see you there. 🤼
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialALL OUT: JOBBER UNDERGROUND EDITION. ⭐ Bad predictions. Questionable takes. Steve waiting by the phone because he’s pretty sure Tony Khan needs an emergency replacement. This incredible JU spin on the All Out logo comes from VX Santiago. 🎨 Art by VX Santiago. Enjoy the show, Jobbers. 🤼
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialDr. Paige Turner, Jobber Underground’s definitely-real Pro Wrestling Psychologist, has evaluated Blackheart Lio Rush.
Diagnosis: Acute Blackheart Syndrome™.
Treatment:
DO NOT MOVE.
If you don’t move, he can’t see you.
Her findings are finnnneeeee. 🤼
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@jobberunderground.bsky.socialWell the usual dummies are joined by @kurtjangle.bsky.social today to talk all about BELTS! Which do you love the most?! The Belt Daddies wanna know! 🤼
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@prowrestling4ever.bsky.socialReposted by @jobberunderground.bsky.social🏆 We’re judging BELTS. Professor Degree & Blade Daily welcome Kurt Jangle to pick the most beautiful championship belts in wrestling history. Classics. Deep cuts. Questionable personal attachments to decorative gold. Pro Wrestling Forever 🔴 LIVE MONDAY ⏰ 6pm ET | 3pm PT 🤼
@jobberunderground.bsky.social🙏 THE SECOND SERMON HAS ARRIVED.
Open THE BOOK OF BUCKS. Study the ancient BTE tapes. Repent.
Kendra Omega’s Sunday Sermon, Pt. II is now on the Jobber Underground Patreon.
The Cleaner sees all. 🙏 🤼
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@jobberunderground.bsky.socialMeet Myrtle Titball: lifelong wrestling fan, student of the classics, appreciator of rugged grapplers and currently unavailable for in-person appearances.
She has eight years left.
🍑 I WATCH WRESTLING FOR THE ASS
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialI have accepted that I cannot control what Jay White wears to wrestle.
I have accepted the yoga pants.
Probably. Yes.
I have accepted Jay White’s pants.
I have not forgiven them. 🤼
Important journalism:
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@jobberunderground.bsky.socialReposted by @jobberunderground.bsky.social🚨 JOURNALISM 🚨
An anonymous wrestler has bravely pulled back the curtain on life in wrestling.
His identity?
We cannot reveal it.
His name is Steve the Jobber.
His record is 0–306.
Please respect Steve’s privacy during this difficult time.
@jobberunderground.bsky.social🚨 JOURNALISM 🚨
An anonymous wrestler has bravely pulled back the curtain on life in wrestling.
His identity?
We cannot reveal it.
His name is Steve the Jobber.
His record is 0–306.
Please respect Steve’s privacy during this difficult time.
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialIn 1999, we watched *Beyond the Mat* and thought Terry Funk was impossibly old. He was 53. This has become an emergency. TODAY Professor Degree & Blade Daily revisit Barry Blaustein’s landmark wrestling documentary 27 years later. 🔴 6pm ET | 3pm PT Dennis Stamp is not booked.
@jobberunderground.bsky.social@ibladedaily.bsky.social and Books, who is now insisting we call her Kendra Omega, will be live at the top of the hour! It's been a damn good week for pro wrestling and they are here to bask in it! 🤼
@professordegree.bsky.socialReposted by @jobberunderground.bsky.socialWoah! Pretty insightful.
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialEXCLUSIVE: A wrestler has broken his silence.
13 years in the business.
0–306 record.
Paid primarily in hot dogs & handshakes.
Involved in litigation with a Jacksonville billionaire.
His identity must remain secret.
Unfortunately, his name is Steve. 🤼
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialSmart enough to love pro wrestling. Dumb enough to argue about it for three hours. Use promo code: PINMEPAYME any time before Saturday and get 10% off at our store!
@jobberunderground.bsky.socialHi. We’re Jobber Underground. 👋
A home for wrestling fans who love AEW, wrestling history, weird arguments, great matches, bad takes & spending way too much time thinking about all of it. 🤼
Welcome underground. 👇
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@prowrestling4ever.bsky.socialReposted by @jobberunderground.bsky.socialWe’ve been working on a little project and we’re ready to share it with you…