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Aaron Starmer

@aaronstarmer.bsky.social

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Books, movies and existential crises.

YOU ARE NOW OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR THIS, NIGHT SWIMMING, SPONTANEOUS, RIVERMAN TRILOGY, LOCKER 37, MATH MYSTERIES, A MILLION VIEWS, THE ONLY ONES, MEME, DWEEB and travel books you haven't read.

www.aaronstarmer.com

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@penguinschoollib.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 2:36 PMReposted by @aaronstarmer.bsky.social

A must read interview about the year's weirdest novel for kids!

@slj.comOct 2, 2026, 2:50 PMReposted by @aaronstarmer.bsky.social

The Uncanny: Five Questions for Aaron Starmer on You Are Now Old Enough to Hear This
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@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 1:14 PM

A fun interview I did on YOU ARE NOW OLD ENOUGH TO HEAR THIS. I always appreciate the chance to look deeper into the themes, inspirations, and process of writing my books because it gives me a chance to ask myself, "Yeah, where the heck DID that nonsense come from?" Thanks, Betsy!

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 28, 2026, 9:59 PM

Forget the maple, sumac is the stealth MVP of Vermont fall foliage.

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 6:08 PM

We live in a golden age of discovering you're involved in a class action suit via your SPAM folder.

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 5:16 PM

I haven't achieved true longevity in the children's book industry until I discover that one of the kids who read my first books is now a parent who hasn't read my latest books, but is asking local school boards to ban them anyway.

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 7:15 PM

Ricky Gervais definitely would've made that movie circa 2008.

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 6:45 PM

Authors - Why not write some nice books, about nice people, doing nice things for a change?

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 11, 2026, 6:06 PM

My desk at work had a direct view of the Empire State Building and occasionally I'd see a plane moving across the sky in line with it and even if it was miles away, it felt like it was happening again. I had nightmares for years of planes falling out of the sky.

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 10, 2026, 3:13 PM

THE SWANS. My new novel about true crime podcasts, off-kilter teen romances, and big, beautiful, angry birds. Preorder…now!

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 4, 2026, 1:52 PM

Here's an idea. Publishers collecting 50% of the Anthropic claim and raking in millions, how about applying that money to marketing authors' new books, or setting up new contracts? The "we don't have the budget for that" excuse will ring a little hollower this year.

@katherinelocke.bsky.socialSep 4, 2026, 1:28 PMReposted by @aaronstarmer.bsky.social

One day, this publisher's name will be a distant memory that no longer brings me intense frustration. That day is not today. If you're an Albert Whitman author who has a book in the Anthropic case, you should go check your email in case they're trying to claim 100% of the $$ for your books too.

@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialSep 3, 2026, 1:22 PM

Time to learn to coach hockey.

@nancycomics.bsky.socialAug 28, 2026, 1:13 PMReposted by @aaronstarmer.bsky.social

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 28,1959

P1- NANCY SEES SLUGGO DRINKING WATER FROM A GARDEN HOSE 
NANCY: YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK FROM A HOSE- - IT'S FULL OF GERMS
P2-NANCY: YOU’LL GET SICK 
SLUGGO DROPS THE GARDEN HOSE
SLUGGO: YOU’RE RIGHT 
P3- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WALKING DOWNTOWN AND THEY A BACK TO SCHOOL SALE SIGN IN A STORE WINDOW 
P4- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE BOTH DRINKING WATER FROM A GARDEN HOSE
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
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@aaronstarmer.bsky.socialAug 27, 2026, 2:46 PM

I'm just taking care of business. Every day and every way.

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