I’m the goat of screwing up all my relationships.

My name is synonymous with agony.

Ace combat 8 10/10 no notes

Vyper deadlock

🙏it turned out so good thank you.

Also I am very aware a penguin probably couldn’t get a hyena pregnant.

Stay tuned

My friend teaching to play tekken “You watched my hit three separate people with that wack ass hop kick set up and you still fell for it!” Me “I know”

Hehe you’re in danger

I gotta find Sydney’s next victim.

It’s so cool how a lot of people are realizing how good ace combat is! I hope people go back and check out some of the older games because 4 and zero are incredible.

I think I need to change my sona into some sort of raccoon or tired looking cat.

Neck shit is the worst I got in a car accident last year and screwed my neck up. It’s insidious because it will be fine for weeks then I turn my head or sleep wrong then bam blurry vision migraine and I can’t turn my head.

Y’all don’t understand the tens of dollars I’ve saved on std test by not having sex in four years. Stay grindin out there