@theimogengreene.bsky.social
Galavanting Porcelain skinned, BBW Siren, spicy brained cutie owned by a ginger feline 🥰. Beem: ImogenGreene
🔗 www.imogengreene.com
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialI had the sweetest Uber driver today. Made redundant 6 months ago, he's been driving 7 days a week & meeting some incredible humans. His partner made him an IG to anonymously share their stories (with permission). It's honestly so wholesome. 🥹 His IG is @The_wanderingstoryteller
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialJust a girl with some free time left in Melbourne and a very strong desire not to miss out on Dracula...twice.
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialMelbourne’s treating me wonderfully. Gorgeous weather, delicious dining, catch-ups with faves & plenty of spoiling. I’m almost starting to think this city missed me! 🥰 A peek at last night’s menu. Dessert was so good I forgot to snap it before we’d demolished half. Priorities. 🤤 Want to join too?
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@theimogengreene.bsky.social"I'll take care of everything & I've made the reservations" makes me horny. Generosity... makes me horny. Being a man of action & follow through...makes me horny. Being a rude douche canoe, not wanting to exchange even the most basic communication or pleasantries with me...doesn't make me horny.
@melaniemwah.bsky.socialReposted by @theimogengreene.bsky.socialJust a reminder; my business isn't a McDonald's and I can't serve the puss within 2mins notice.
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialNavigating around Sydney feels like a game of Snakes and Ladders.
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialSydney, you're giving such beautiful weather 😍
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialThat depends, are you bringing me a present? 😋
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialMultiple cancellations of plans, Sydney you're making me sad.
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialI just realised we're only 16 days away from my Imogen Anniversary 🥰 now to decide how I want to celebrate!
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialHappy Friday! I hope you've all had a fantastic week & have an even better weekend! I don't have much to say ATM because housework, packing for Sydney and Melbourne next week......& picked up where I left of with Skyrim, this could very well have been a mistake.😬 To pack my switch for my trips 🤔
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialSydney on Monday next week! I still have some availability remaining
Melbourne on Friday next week! Most of my availability is spoken for but I could be persuaded to make a little more room in my schedule if you send me an extra funny dad joke with your love note.
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialHe's such a cutie. Happy bday little guy!
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialYou'll now have to go find your information at www.imogengreene.com
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialI've said it so many times, I'm building a proper website for myself and then I end up doing them for other people and abandoning my own project. Well....I started again and I'm almost finished 🥰
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialYou know you’re getting old when you’re Googling “how do I get X substance out of X fabric?” instead of just throwing it in the wash on any old settings and hoping for the best. 😂
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialThe kind you eat 😋 I can be very much an "I feel like" in the moment person however I'm someone that likes to indulge in a fine finding restaurant as much as somewhere I can get a great steak and veg. I like most cuisines but I do have a soft spot for Asian, Italian, french and Argentinian food.
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialI think you should all add your best dad jokes and puns below. We could always use a little more laughter.
@theimogengreene.bsky.socialI've actually been nominated for 3! Thank you to whoever placed my hat into the ring. I don't usually participate in the other awards but these ones I just might. @swcrawards.bsky.social
