testing out my new eye mask. It stops the dreaded light entering around your nose. a.co/d/0hvlSIVP
@softintheconch.bsky.socialGet that Halloween stuff outta here we’ve got Santa on deck in five minutes
Soft In The Conch
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America’s favorite nobody™️ I like tiki bars/cocktails, Exotica music, Palm Springs and mid century modern design.
@softintheconch.bsky.social@softintheconch.bsky.socialSpooky
@softintheconch.bsky.socialMike Ditka
@softintheconch.bsky.socialAsk Vader this Sunday if he’s dead or alive.
@softintheconch.bsky.socialDa bears.
@softintheconch.bsky.socialFor extra intensity!
@softintheconch.bsky.socialThink of the tariffs!
@softintheconch.bsky.socialJust wipe it on the drapes on the way out.
@softintheconch.bsky.socialMy individual Christmas pudding molds came.
@softintheconch.bsky.social@softintheconch.bsky.socialWell you have your early retirement plan. I guess this is mine.
@softintheconch.bsky.social@bigfattyonline.bsky.social hear you’re trading in the special chair for a 2027 model.
@softintheconch.bsky.socialGosh!
@softintheconch.bsky.socialShrinkflation! No more 25% bonus!
@softintheconch.bsky.socialI want to see the local oktoberfest but not in 101 weather. It’s not that good. Plus I’ve got other things going on today.
@softintheconch.bsky.socialA whole penny savings!
@softintheconch.bsky.socialSo just 100 degrees here today. No big whoop.
@softintheconch.bsky.socialHe's popping a Gas-X as we speak.
@softintheconch.bsky.socialJust a big repair bill. 😢