Here’s how we could’ve done this in one tweet: Sources: Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr. will be inactive on Sunday while Arizona fields final offers on the 2024 No. 4 overall pick. Multiple teams remain interested, but no deal is expected until Week 5 concludes. Easy!

opened the app to share this schefter screenshot. glad we’re all on the same page here.

text your significant other right now and ask them if they find you contractually attractive

Kenneth Walker has been remarkable through four games, but he's on pace to have more than 400 touches. He's (probably???) going to need a break at some point. The good news? Emmett Johnson looks ready for a larger workload after the bye. ⬇️

Have questions about the undefeated Chiefs ahead of the bye? Ask away for the Chiefs On SI mailbag! ⬇️

I picked a great week to double my blood pressure medication.

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I’ll need Karma Klarna but I’m willing to negotiate.

All I’m seeing here is that Seth and Nate did their job, but I still owe you one!

My timing could not have been better — this is a remarkable development. Watch this movie!

Keenum calling his own number at the line with two seconds left on the play clock. Ice cold. So good.