😬😬😬 😂😂😂

Also, Vance has a huge handicap in the eyes of MAGA: his non-Caucasian wife. The whole movement is built on racism! I bet it’ll cost him at least a quarter of the base.

Oh Kristy, I am JUST getting started! 💪

BUT… if the Democrats can take even just the House, there’s going to be a slew of investigations & shocking discoveries. If the D’s get both chambers, there’ll be a lockdown on these awful appointees. Maybe even get a few evicted (Hegseth?) even if the Trump impeachment(s) don’t make it through.

I don’t believe in Richard Simmons either 🤷‍♂️

Think it’s AI. Not sure if there’s really such an animal as a “raccoon.”

I bet that thing would *really* slap if they put some bacon on top 🥓

All the admiration Columbia earned for ditching Dr Oz: gone!

And on a weeknight too! You put us breeders to shame. 🤷‍♂️

Get those cats vaccinated!

The Black Crowes… has anyone ever addressed the redundancy of that band name? Were they really concerned we might get them confused with crows of another color? And which color might that be, hmm?

The most lesbian post ever! 😱

I bet they’re drowning their sorrow in emotional support beers

Yeah, being from Williams is not the kind of thing you necessarily want out in the open…

Just once I’d like to see an NFL player celebrate a touchdown by pretending to unplug an EV and close the charging port.

Doesn’t the MAGA Shop carry mansieres?