That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

Archer’s Goon by Diana Wynne Jones. Just need to expand each world. Each of the seven a different episode. Ok not ten, but you could probably do that too. And you could probably make Charmed Life work as well.

BUY THEM

Big fan

From my notebook. My philosophy, while writing books, for the last ten years.

They were a mix of races; south Asian, Arabic, black, white. They were all so happy, so excited, and every single one of them was as English as me with my Kent/Essex upbringing and Anglo Saxon surname. Being English, or British, isn't about race, parentage, or immigration status, it's an identity.

And I'm afraid it is the biggest queue of all...

I keep thinking I've found the day's most sketchable moment, and I keep being wrong.

Nice piece by Tom Rowley. Doesn’t seem like five years have passed since he sat in our kitchen talking about where to put a bookshop in south London.

I am halfway through reading this, and let me tell you you're all in for a treat!

Oh I'm so glad you're enjoying it ♥️🏰🪓

It will never not be wild to me that the Russians attacked Keir Starmer's home, successfully spread falsehoods about Starmer's love life, and this didn't changed British politics and British political elite behaviour *at all*.

This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.

Something exciting is afoot ❄️

This is absolute perfection.

We are all looking forward to this too!

You can also buy a version that can tell you when your son's hocky team is going to fall through the ice.

Ultimate. Man looks. Very very. Familiar. It. Will come to. Me in a. Minute.