I kind of want her to have a bucket of "L"s that she hands out to people who point it out

...Humans? They're all surprisingly opinionated for bacteria floating in the bowl of soup called "Earth"

"It's not *bad* language. The word hasn't hurt anyone and doesn't represent anything unkind or unnatural in and of itself. It's just not appropriate to whip out and lay on the table at *some* parties. Boring ones. Language is expression. If a certain word expresses your thoughts best, use it."

"In many ways, bringing their new friend was *Offensive.* It wouldn't have been in other settings, perhaps, such as a veterinary clinic or on a farm, but *here* it was an unwelcome and unwilling intruder posing an imminent threat to peaceful crumpets. And *that's* what the word F*ck is."

"The animal isn't *bad* for panicking under these conditions. And the person who brought it isn't *bad* for wanting everyone to meet their new friend. But context matters. And a private, intimate gathering is hardly the place to keep kidnapping victims. Even cute ones."

"Imagine a tea party. Anyone can fit in at a Tea Party if they're behaving correctly, right? But the last person to show up to Tea also brings a wild animal with them. Now, out in the woods, that animal would behave very different. But it doesn't know tea party etiquette. And it's been kidnapped."

Hot Take: If Your Religion Needs To Be Political, You Probably Believe Some Fucked Up Shit.

I'd like to say things left unsaid, Choke on the words we left to die. I'd like to stand atop your chest, Make sure you know the reasons why. I'd like to rip and tear the flesh, Kiss all of you goodbye. I'd like to know just how you rest, But there's no way that mouth won't lie.

iGrain uGrain we all grain I have a migrai- 💀😑💀

Through clouds of haze an endless maze sealed away so I could sleep. Put rage to bed, Lay down it's head And through the pillow make no peep. If hate cannot end, Isn't it better to pretend, That peace is worth the pain we keep? *It's time to wake up.*

In 1960, it would have cost less than a single week's minimum wage to take a family to Disneyland for a day. Now, you can't even afford the gas to get there. Let that sink in. "Affordability" isn't just whether or not you can buy groceries or gas. It's whether you can afford anything else, too.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but, Canada didn't name it "Lake Ontario." The Province is named for the Lake, not the other way around. And I'm sure we aren't interested in changing it.