It was, if the spirit of Iain Banks will forgive me, the day the pope exploded. Well, to be strictly accurate, today is the 68th anniversary of the day a botched embalming saw Pius XII’s rotting torso break open while he was lying in state. (Yes, sorry. This thread is absolutely disgusting)

Sister Dot doesn't fuck around with abbey security

I can even fly in the sky. お空も飛べちゃいますっ☆

Nautiloid spearfisher

I am almost 25% of the goal. Thank you so much for the support!

re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.

you ever see an old arcade game and think, we used to live in a society

Oh look it's a trashcan 🗑️

I'll say it again you don't need AI to make a compelling poster for your business you need a crayon and a pure heart

Looking sharp! Vanessa is such a good look for you

It has been a great honor to the the Charity Witch on Twitch. Knowing I've touched so many lives with charity and outside of it. Looking forward to rock’em good, rock’em hard as magnificent Benevolent Bard.

I hate this time of year People keep saying 'Bloody Mary' in their mirror and for some reason they are upset when I fall out of the mirror Look if you didn't like me crawling out of your filthy bathroom mirror then maybe dont go saying 'Bloody Mary' flippantly Also, clean your damn mirrors!

That's not what I meant by saying "use your head!", but it works too I guess...